
Gasela Mhlanga
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I wake up at 4:30 & wait for my woman’s alarm to go off!
MSIZI 🇿🇦@msiziworld
You're offered $2 million but you have to wake up at 5am every day for the rest of your life . would you take it ?
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Ngizwe Mchunu walked into an electronics store run by an Ethiopian in Joburg and said to the salesmen: "I want that tv."The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to Zulus." So he left and came back dressed like a Venda and said: "I'll take that tv." Again the salesman said: "No, we don't sell to Zulus." So he left again and came back dressed like a Xhosa and said: "I want that tv." But the salesman still said: "No, we don't sell to Zulus." Finally he got fed up and said, "That's it! How'd you know I was a Zulu?!" he asked. The salesman answered: "Cause that's a microwave.”

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@ramalokot @Sibuzakes I know 3 short people who live here in Motherwell
When you don’t see on the internet just know 😂😂

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Black Coffee thought he bought a house in a quiet neighbourhood for when he wants to relax 😭😭😭 Now he is gonna wake up to the sounds of seven G63s idling and men screaming "My Sol! My Sol!" everytime their boss burps 😭
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INSIDE: DJ Black Coffee’s R157 Million Villa in Clifton, Cape Town. 📱See it all > (bit.ly/3IYhRXR)
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Mina eMlazi wafika ehamba ngezinyawo wathi “sure mfethu ewena oreaquestile? Ngicela ulinde kancane imoto iyeza manje, ngiynikeze umjita wam ukuth ahambise ukhiye kwi Oledi ekhaya “😭 yafika ngampela sahamba sobathathu 😭👍🏿
Sbonga Mathobela@Mathobelasbongs
Nooo maan😭😭😭😂😂😂
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