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The Aral Sea is a beloved topic amongst midtwits. In the 80s, USSR began plans for environmental changes like diverting Siberian rivers to the sea, reduce irrigation and start a reforestation campaign around it to reduce water losses. Majority of the damage happened after 1991.

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Total education spending in the US exceeds defense spending—people dramatically overestimate how much is spent on defense.

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere." Farmer: "Where did they get it?" Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere." Activist: "From... eating?" Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it." Activist: "The soil?" Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from." Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere." Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it." Activist: "Then just don't have the cow." Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle." Activist: "It's not that simple." Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

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Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)

Scientists have been communicating with apes via sign language since the 1960s; apes have never asked one question.

Clavicular reveals his “best” cold approach advice is approaching with a boner Mike: “I totally agree, but how about a semi?” Clavicular: “No” Mike: “You’re talking about a full fcking boner?” Clavicular: “Yes, the girls can sense it” Logan: “This is some primal shit. This is above me. This is crazy”

🚨 BRASIL l Mulher se revolta com rato andando no fogão: "Não tem um minuto de paz"

this is insane. 5g protein 2.4g fat at 42kcal and it's actually good. and it's basically just milk, like it's just real cheese no weird stuff