Gate 215

"I'm bringing my crack spoon with me, I'm assuming we'll be using it once I get back" #canadiancrack #addiction

"If I don't like sunrise yoga, imma slap some bitches"

December 4th - The Return of the Superdesk #workandsocialize #unproductive #360degrees

"Do you think I could get into it through the easy open hatch?" #foreverlazy #cansomeonezipit #quickrelease

"Ugh soup is the worst. After you eat it and go to the bathroom you're like, well there goes lunch" - Mag #wisdom

Let's pillow talk tonight! #bigplans

Guys, I'm a WINNER #wallpaper #nochildleftbehind

"Holly Days? Holly Days? What's that??? Oh..." #decorating

"Yes, Santa is a manwhore." - #saidbynobodyever

Glitter. Hate it. Right up there with sequence. #tistheseason #christmasinEdmo

@SeannyDoyle remember the time you thought your Addie's ice cream would get spiked in the Gasson bushes? #freshmanyear #sojudgemental

@prophetbrownie why is crossfit happening in our common room? #figureitout #burpees #jiggawhaaaat?

missing the Superdesk. #realdesks #stillunproductive

"why does my baby's poop smell like cheese?" #goodquestion

Currently fascinated by the close relationship between cheese and poop #poopcheese

"They always think you're trying to get with them. Even if you aren't. Even if you are..." - Mag #hockeyboys

"You are no longer allowed to make fun of Canada." All in favor of a veto say "eh" @briannanassif #cracktime

"Yeah, she's sick. Serious case of what-the-fuck-were-you-doing-in-your-childhood"@prophetbrownie @briannanassif #HeyArnold #Canadians

"Sanka man, what you smoking?" "I'm not smoking, I'm breathing." #CoolRunnings #Jamaicanmusicdance #Calgaryiscold

How about I draw a line down your head so it looks like a butt? #magsfave