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@LarryMadowo @DefendersKE @mwabilimwagodi2

I was honored to accept my Human Rights Defender of the Year award today. Ahsante 🥹 It comes with $1,000 cash prize (Ksh129,000). I will donate it to a young journalist anywhere in Kenya who highlights issues in the community. Please nominate yourself or someone in the comments

@thee_mulela Mimi ata nishachoka na kesi kwa hio nyumba. Unsolve hii then in less than an hour ingine imekuja na before ikufikie washapimana nguvu

Kuzaa maboiz wawili one year apart ni kama kuishi na majembe na mbavu kwa nyumba moja..

@aab26_ Ofcourse I will run calling neighbours

As the man of the compound what is your next move😂....

@Defrey_Selekta @polo_kimanii Someone thinking there is no day or nights and they happen whether you believe or not aint ignorant? Someone who thinks there's existence thus cause but there's no cause for universe isn't ignorant?

@Gatu_Joseph @polo_kimanii Wah....Who is ignorant here?

Lemme explain this in layman terms,perhaps those who follow me will understand better. There is no hours and there is no days, there is no night,there is no time,there is no God,there is no satan. All these are limited terms that have been coined by men to atleast explain their brief existence on this cosmos. All these things are man made. If we woke up one day,and decided a day to have 16 hours,it would be so. If we decided a week would have 3 days it would be so. None of it would have any effect on this planet. Even when it comes to gods,Gods are made by men. If a man decided to worship Stones and the other cows,they would all be equally valid. None can claim to better than the other. And Both men would experience prosperity and misfortune accordingly. Thats why I find it foolishly provoking when someone openly claims that dates that were made up from thin air by men,can determine our personalities as people. We cannot measure time. It has no end nor start. It was here before us,it will be here after us. It is important as humans,that we acknowledge our insignificance as a species. There is nothing special about us,we are all just but products for nature.

@mbiti_mwondi Namna gani daktari

Cheki dem 🔥

@abuyamasta You got a personal beef with kikuyu and your tweets revolve about kikuyu hate all the time. Do you have kikuyu clients or rather, after you confirm a ride do you ask first their tribe and cancel if they be a kikuyu?

2007/2008 wakikuyu ndio walileta vita hii Kenya, tena naona wamenza vitisho ati 2027 itakua moto.

@Ochorakot Usafi ni muhimu sana

Wa kukuja na bus Nairobi watadhani mtu alilipia hii bill yote

@Osama_otero 650 or 950?

It has served me for 10yrs...leo imeamua kuharibika...let me sort it out

@hudumaManda Basi hao ni bata tu but kama ni story na security na kufukuza vitu ka nyoka wale wa white ndio wenyewe sasa

@Gatu_Joseph zi zi man

Jirani ameniuzia hawa wawili na 1500 and the deal was too good hadi nikajishuku. Big broh alibuy wengine from a different place away from home wa white in colour na 7k. How?

@abuyamasta Hapo tu karibu mtito they are always grazing hapo roadside between 1pm and 4pm. It's very rare kukosa kuzi spot

Nikienda Mombasa sikuona Elephants kwa barabara hapo Tsavo, na leo sijaina kitu except monkeys na zebras, kwani Elephants zilienda wapi?

@SomoinaKapeen Kimani anaenjoy tu

Kuna mtu nimeambia leo nitamkula😂😂Mungu baba! 😂😂😂he said atanikula back! Fine! Tall! handsome Melanated King! I was mesmerized

@Kamau266 Kamau huezi kuwa stepping stone naunyamaze?

Small wigs tutawai penya kweli?Ipo siku

Looks like am the only one who has a working @Safaricom_Care oneapp. Been using it since it auto updated and haven't experienced any issue so far.

@ChelseaFC @flymepegasus Mmekua malenge sana

Where are you watching from? 🌏 @FlyMePegasus | #CFC | #BHACHE

@osoroKE It started with Butita

Ilianza na Phil, now Njugush, Butita yeye amekuwa tu one man, next ni nani?

@ChefGaella254 Sawasawa, i thought twafaa kurudi tukachukue cert

@Gatu_Joseph it depends with the school

D For Done with driving 😉😁

@Safaricom_Care @Kvaati When safaricom app was introduced we could only access it via data, mpesa app came and people started complaining losing money over the app, why it stays logged in even on a phone with no sim. I would suggest safaricom to let the oneapp operate as is, only use data and reg sim.

@Kvaati Hello @Kvaati, apologies for that. Please use mobile data to access the app as we work to resolve the connection through WiFi. ^JK

Hey @Safaricom_Care i am on Home Fiber your network and i cant access this app 😂😂😂😂 Who even came up with this crap??