Gary the Groundsman

@KitmanKevin Good job we wear it away from isn’t it matey! Ha ha!

@KitmanKevin great to have you on twitter finally Kev. Many a times kev’s popped out with a brew for us all. #nffc

@hunter_ewan Ian, can you refrain from calling me nasty names please?

@GatyThe Give up imposter.

Raining again ha ha summer is over?

@jshanghai2002 Thanks Jimmy.

@GatyThe Pitch always immaculate

That rain over the weekend has done wonders to the pitches. Oh to be a groundsman. Love it i really do. #nffc #ThatMowingFeeling

@hunter_ewan See you there matey.

@GatyThe No can do i got work in morning. #real groundsman

Bloody love Friday’s, only kidding. The reds are at home tomorrow. Work work work ha ha.

@hunter_ewan Oh go away Ewan you crazy man.

@GatyThe Not for you #imposter 👍

Sprinkler systems really push my buttons 😍

Been a bloody warm one today at the training pitches. Mustn’t grumble though, winter not be long.

Some little kid ran on the pitch today whilst on a trip. Had to shout “hey matey, get off the pitch” ha ha!

The mrs has asked if I wanted to go to the garden centre. Had to tell her to bugger off, I’m going down the local for a wet one. Ha ha!

@pete_flewitt Oh go away Pete. Reported for bullying.

@GatyThe Bullshit 😂

It’s been a hot one today let me tell you all. Good job our Linda packed my sun cream and cap. #NFFC #ThatMowingFeeling

@pete_flewitt Not allowed matey. Club policy you see.

@GatyThe Or any day maybe a picture of the pitch when you there tomorrow for everyone to see 🤔

Didn’t check my lunch for work what the mrs had made me this morning, just had a sneak peek at it. Hugely disappointing, a salad. I have enough of looking at greenery all day, never mind eating it ha ha. McDonalds is only round the corner though isn’t it ha ha!

@leaningjack @WiggumCharm Tweeting during working hours. Reported.

@GatyThe @WiggumCharm Probably right mate. But if you really think we ‘relay the turf’ maybe you’d be better off stacking the shelves in Tesco? 🤦🏼‍♂️

@WiggumCharm cheers for the follow matey! Just seen on your bio that it says you live in Cape Town. G’Day mate!

Ha ha! He’s a funny one that @hunter_ewan he’s only gone and made out I’m not at work when really he’s the one who’s not even here. Ha ha matey.

@hunter_ewan Don’t try and make I’m not at work buddy. Why are you on twitter during working hours? Im on my break here matey.

@GatyThe Where are you? Not turned up for work. Got to get away from your keyboard to be a real groundsman #imposter 😂

Cup of coffee and some porridge to start the day off right. #ThatMowingFeeling