Gavin Nieuwenhuizen

Just another day at varsity :/

Vacancies be like "Graduates needed. Must have 10 years experience + own car and private jet required"

hey @cara_fae twitter is for my alter-ego so don't come hate on my hoodness!! Plus when last did I actually use twitter #deactivatetimesoon

Don't expect much success from the South African economy this year #ThankEskom #Blackout

Son, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.

Beer is good, but beers are better.

Female sneakers that have a heel are thee worse ever.

Why Phillip Hughes' tragic death made me I wish I hadn't called England cricketers 'cowards' > dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2…

When you just trying to have a drink & the couple is having a moerse argument #winninnginlife #NotOneDime

Always keep your head up. It makes your neck look thinner. #inspiration

Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid.

I'd love to agree with you but I hate being wrong.

I have a low tolerance for people who act stupid... Or actually I can't stand them at all!

"I'm not that kind of girl" - That kind of girl

Writing advice from Robin Williams

A six-pack is nature's way of saying that you aren't eating enough. You're not going to survive the winter, son.

Literally me

there is something mad sexy about a husky voiced girl