Gay Gordon

@Harveycuthbert3 I heard 😎

1st strawberry shake in maybe 15 years. It’s fucking disgusting.

@ProudlyHomo @WillyWoofter

@GayGordon84 @WillyWoofter Tsk. Let’s just say I’m not one for small portions

@ProudlyHomo @WillyWoofter Spunk and custard? Are you into splashing too?

@GayGordon84 @WillyWoofter That question reminds me of when someone puts an apple crumble in front of you and says “cream or ice cream?” I be like “Er… both?”

@My365Cats What flavour was it?

@GayGordon84 In Ireland the used to do a shamrock shake for Paddy’s day. Delis I don’t think I could stomach it now.

@ProudlyHomo @WillyWoofter I’m not picky

@GayGordon84 @WillyWoofter Picky…..

@ProudlyHomo @WillyWoofter Are you talking about spunk or actual custard?

@WillyWoofter @GayGordon84 LOVE CUSTARD!

@HollyGrayle I wish I could. Stuck in the office today 😩

@GayGordon84 The shakes at Macca's are disgusting. They're never cold enough, so it's like drinking lukewarm goo. The mouth feel is 😖 Let Peter take you off to the pub for a proper beverage 🍺

@rustynew386 @damekatydenise_ I see that issue popping up less and less these days.

@damekatydenise_ Isn't the rise in erectile dysfunction, amongst women, a more pressing issue?

Pleased to announce that I’ve been invited onto Women’s Hour to discuss the rising numbers of ladies diagnosed with prostate cancer. 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚧️

@steele_mik28277 No. Just my bum.

@GayGordon84 Hehe Do you think they could 3d print Henry.....

If only it was 3D print you Bussey

@steele_mik28277 No glue sniffing but I do need attention. He’s talking about my bussey.

@GayGordon84 She's going to put you back in bed with the other clients and give you a nice strong sedative..... Have you been sniffing glue again Gordon?

@steele_mik28277 Is she going to 3D print my bussey?

@GayGordon84 The nurse is waiting with your medication now.....😳

Stay in your fucking lane. We are the LGB...nothing more, nothing less. A cold, hard line drawn in immutable biology: same-sex attraction. Lesbians who want women. Gay men who want men. Bisexuals who navigate both without rewriting reality to accommodate ideology. The rest? They can take their expansionist agenda and get the hell out of our spaces. We built this on shared, material truth...not on subjective internal sense of self, not on compelled speech, not on the endless demand that everyone else erase their own boundaries to affirm someone else's beliefs. Decades of real blood, real arrests, real AIDS graves, real bar raids, real suicides from being told our orientation was a sin...all that sacrifice, only for gender ideology activists to colonize the acronym, turn "homosexual" into a slur in our own house, and brand lesbians bigots for refusing male anatomy no matter how it's hormonally or surgically repackaged. This isn't alliance. This is appropriation. It's textbook exploitation: hijack the empathy and moral framework of a historically oppressed group, then shame and guilt them into submission when they refuse to serve as validation props for an ideological agenda. The gaslighting is relentless...frame refusal as violence, frame boundaries as hate, frame basic sexual dimorphism as erasure. No. We owe you nothing. Our orientation is not a social construct to be deconstructed at your convenience. It is evolutionary wiring, limbic truth, hard limits etched in flesh and neurons. You do not get to demonize our "no" because it inconveniences your narrative. Men are not women. Women are not men. Hormones, surgery, pronouns, and tears do not rewrite chromosomes, skeletal structure, or the visceral revulsion most lesbians feel toward male anatomy...no matter how artfully repackaged or how viciously you shame us for stating the obvious. Stay. In. Your. Fucking. Lane. The sane among us...the ones who still remember what actual same-sex love looks like without ideological asterisks...are done playing nice. Done pretending this expansion is progress instead of erasure. Done letting our flag be used as camouflage for an agenda that sterilizes gay kids, invades women's spaces, and demands we applaud our own obsolescence. We want nothing to do with your ideological quicksand. Cut the cord. Drop the letters. Take your dogma, your coercion, and your endless demands for affirmation and get the fuck out of our lane. We built this road. We bled for it. And we will defend it...with ferocity, with precision, with zero apology. 🗡️💀⚖️

Do you support urging your government to stop funding organizations that conflate gay and bisexual people (#LGB) with identity-based ideological movements (#TQIA2S+)? Please answer based on your sexual orientation.

@TheVikingDane You do know what that means?

@GayGordon84 Rosebud?

Absolutely Screaming!!! 😂😂😂 What a list to be put on! Prolapsed rectum! Not old, though! 😠😠😠

He’s been stealing my seat a lot recently, but he’s a handsome boy so I let him off.

@TheVikingDane Having a prolapse on Valentines sounds anything but happy 🤣

@GayGordon84 Happy Valentines?

@baritoneluke @JoeGayHistorian @Gayboricua4U Gonna try stinker out on the husband later - I’m not hopeful 🤣

@JoeGayHistorian @GayGordon84 @Gayboricua4U Not the stinker 💀

Gay men: calling your anus a “p*ssy” or “c*nt” is not hot. At all.