Gay Talk

The soul destroying moment when you reach your daily block limit on Grindr. #gayboyproblems

Sunshine makes me horny. #gayboyproblems

Gimme, gimme, gimme a man... preferably not after midnight. Ideally now. Thanks.

I dislike crude talk, but I am SO HORNY TODAY. Lol, jk, still asexual. #gayboyproblems

My ribs aren't prominent enough. I'm not eating for a week. #gayboyproblems

This makes me very angry - as though prison will stop them being gay?! pinknews.co.uk/2012/04/12/dub…

If I don't get sex soon I think I might give up on life.

Just caught sight of myself in a mirror. I'm looking positively Kenyan after last night's run in with the tanning mitt. #gayboyproblems

I'm looking damn fine today. It's amazing how great a wax makes you feel. Hello boys.

I'm being a sassy bitch today. #gayboyproblems

When I rule the world, I'm making Mondays and jeggings illegal. #gayboyproblems

I drank so much last night that today I feel like I've been dropped from a great height onto concrete. #gayboyproblems

Friday, Friday, Friday - I may celebrate with some booze and a good long wank. #gayboyproblems

I've been looking forward to this wank all day. #gayboyproblems

Grindr is a gay version of Internet shopping. Looks good on screen, disappointing when it actually arrives. #gayboyproblems

I'm feeling like a glamorous bitch today. #gayboyproblems

Monday morning. I shagged the most people this weekend. Currently feeling very smug (and slightly sore). #gayboyproblems

Sometimes I think I only have sex so that I can spoon afterwards. #gayboyproblems

This weekend, my hoes and I are competing for who can have the most dalliances. Winner gets some Bollinger. Those bitches are going down.

Such a chore trying to find an appropriate pair of loafers. #gayboyproblems