Gayla Holmer

@ronsterd89 What’s the alternative?

Does everybody clean and wash their crockpot after every use?

@_jerrbear_ @DrBrian83 Happy anniversary!

15 years ago 🥂 Happy Anniversary @DrBrian83 I love the life we have built together 🧡

@GamecockWill69 You’ve clearly never been to Terry Black’s in Austin, TX

South Carolina BBQ is by far the most superior bbq in the United States

@SlenderSherbet 😂😂😂

The chances of being killed by a goose when you're at work is low but never zero.

@HannahIamthest1 Love it! You’re saving other souls from enduring the calls!

I love scam phone calls. I pretend I’m an old Yorkshire lad, desperate to pay them. My record’s an hour. I kept putting them on hold to “check my wallet,” yelling at my cat, and asking if they could speak up because my hearing aid was acting up. Then I spent 30 minutes reading my card details wrong… real slow. At one point, I told them my kitchen was on fire Great fun 😆

@Riley_Gaines_ You could just MYOB.

As more time passes, I only feel more vindicated I didn't take the COVID shot. I feel sorry for the people who did.

@CincinnatiZoo Happy birthday Sugar!!!

Please wish Happy 12th Birthday to Sugar the river otter! 🎉

@TheReal_MrMeow They can’t even spell chili correctly, pay them no mind

Fuck you, from Ohio.

@CalebNoeTV @JeffATrennepohl @WCPO @MiamiOH_BBall @MiamiOH_DSayler @MiamiOHSwimDive @miamiuniversity @CoachSteeleMU This is simply EPIC

They’re here!!! 🏊 The Miami (OH) swim/dive team storms down the bleachers in Speedos, as SMU is about to take a free throw 🤣 Whole crowd goes crazy. The free throw misses. #MiamiOH @WCPO #MarchMadness

@Mlu__N2 I cook them together and have been doing it that way for years.

I will never understand the rationalization of cooking the ground beef BEFORE the onions. Onions first!!

@KeruboSk I have not set an alarm in over 25 years. I go to bed at the same time every night (some exceptions), and my body has an internal alarm. That’s the only explanation I have

Apparently there are people who wake up before their alarm… and just get up. Just one alarm. No snooze. No struggle. Explain yourselves. How do you do that?

@mrmikeMTL Yes

Are you still friends with your high school best friend?

@AGBRSports Never

Everybody making sourdough bread in 2026 Are the same people who made banana bread during Covid Stop making bread

@LndsPatterson We are all your sweet grandma! 🍦

Went to visit my 98-year-old grandma on Tuesday, and last week I brought her some Graeters - her first time having it. I opened the freezer and it was gone. She said, “Oh boy, you bet I ate the rest of it.” I think she might be addicted now.

@Brady_H Now you know why our grocery bill went up $300 in the summer when you and your brother were home from school 😂

I’m gonna need a second job…

@2StefanMoore More times than I care to admit

Have you ever walked up to a car that looks like yours in a parking lot & tried to open the door? 🤔

@stan4cam @1dani__ Yea, we definitely bat an eye - it’s all ridiculous

@1dani__ White ppl do this shit all day and yall don’t bat an eye

If overconsumption was a person

@mrmikeMTL If you love your job, it doesn’t feel like work !

How do ppl work 5 days straight for their entire life? This is exhausting

@HolmerNoah I love mine

Apple Watches are ugly

@bluewmist I remind myself how good I feel after I’m finished and the benefits I’m reaping

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?