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@ofgardenthe Iceland southern fried shredded chicken tbh

@GazOD1986 Only thing entering my mouth is iceland chicken tenders mate

i get wet at the thought of you being a responsible guy doing things that you’re spoosed tooo dooo. tears run down my thighs

@ofgardenthe "Sooo eden ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was semen"

i cant stop eating 😰😰😰

I’m thinking about starting beekeeping. Any tips? 🐝

@nonregemesse We wuz Amanda

Amanda comes from the Latin ‘amare’, ‘to love’. It’s been an English name for a thousand years. It did not come from some African tribe.

@DavidMcGregorBN @ElectoralCommUK Dont you want to be culturally enriched David?

Can the @ElectoralCommUK confirm if you’re allowed to threaten voters into voting for your party?

@samanthast28835 Spider to you when you finally find it

I just saw a huntsman spider in my room and now I can’t find it

@dltjhr Fast food ain't fast enough for this porky piggy.

The fact some people are into this makes me question if we already are in hell

@sunQ_osrs @Emp4thchan Stealin a few them used emp-socks.

@Emp4thchan Lucky ahh cops I woulda smelled everything

The cops just raided my house for “extremist” content online. What the fuck has Ireland become? There are no free speech laws here.

@Kokii_urLover 1386

How old is your longest friendship ?

@AlexJonesArchiv Me to my blind date after my 2nd shandy:

@litteralyme0 Me to the wife

@equine__dentist So... do i put my cream on the cracker?

i’ve honestly never considered this

@slvppy I use to close my eyes and then after a few seconds peak.

10 year old me thinking the game would load faster if i acted like i didn't care

@enreyen Reminds me Robot Wars

My cat is trying to beat the Roomba by pretending to be it lol

@sahbarbii_ @nikaspoetry The menstrual show

@nikaspoetry i mean clowns came from menstrual shows so

it’s so woke on tiktok they asking why clowns have afros

@senveben22119 Me to my new girlfriend : " use me like a 2000s computer" Gf: so you want me to turn you on with my feet?

2000'li yıllarda bilgisayarlar işte böyle açıyordu .

@catboynine Horses riding into battle sound on the dogs head is a good one. (Gif related, just abit faster)

my dad started tapping one of my dogs on the head and it made the most hollow sound i have ever heard from a living thing artist rendition

@BBCNews "Grey squirrels could be here, I hate grey squirrels"

Red squirrels 'close to extinction' in England bbc.in/3ODqZ75

@manxpie86 My daughter ain't petting no god damn grey squirrel.

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