Gareth Parker

@FootyScran Looks like it's from the foodbank on Owen Road

Pie, chips and gravy at Lancaster City FC (@LancasterCityFC) 💷 £5

10,000 simulations. Same data. Different story. 📊 Using this season’s results + goals only: 🔝 York City still slight favourites for the title 📉 Yeovil’s relegation risk drops from 2.1% to 0.2% after yesterday #YTFC #NationalLeague

@ShrimpsPast Carl Alford went on to do alright

Morecambe Reserves v Burnley “A” in the #Lancashire League, April 1991. #uts #TwitterClarets #Burnley #Burnleyfc #clarets #utc

Yeovil v Morecambe data story A game of no quality apart from some of the finishing. The penalty skews some of the metrics #YTFC

#UTS #Morecambe #NationalLeague #PPGProphet

Former Bury FC owner appears in court charged with fraud ift.tt/haY1LDS

#UTS #Morecambe #NationalLeague #PPGProphet

@LRSB96 @CRparker88 Be five minutes too long

@GazPar81 @CRparker88 They arent lasting 5 minutes if the heavens open on that wall

The shoes of the BerlinWall. The game has never been this far gone. It's like being at a Six Nations game @CRparker88

We’ll be in the Exchange tomorrow from 3pm. Join us. What a huge game it is for this football club. Be loud, be proud. Get your club colours on, your scarves. Get behind these lads and Jimbo like never before, we can do this. UTFS.

@90sfootball Just bought myself an Amiga and this is the first game i have purchased. Getting mad that i don't have the same reactions as 14yr old me and getting hammered every game!

What a game this was!

£100k+ for big Dackers!

@saintmirrenfc Has he driven to Aberdeen in your club car?

St Mirren Football Club can confirm that we have been approached by Aberdeen FC to speak to manager Stephen Robinson in relation to their managerial vacancy. Aberdeen have met a contractual clause in Stephen’s contract so the club has granted them permission to speak to him regarding the vacancy. We hope for a swift resolution to this matter and will keep supporters updated.

IFR. No teeth. No point. richardajkeys.com/index.php/blog…

First big test for new regulator: fix latest crisis at Morecambe per ⁦@martynziegler⁩ thetimes.com/article/efcc54…

@NeilUby Me too, was only a 2 minute walk for us!

@GazPar81 Miss that place 😔

Probably the first time we got on Sky Sports! Coley bagged 4 that game.

@dpsalmon @BeyondRadio Got Coleys goals V Gainsborough Trinity on a VHS, 3 brilliant goals. Made it on to Soccer Saturday the following week.

Hat trick hero Jack Nolan speaks to me for @BeyondRadio after Morecambe’s 5-0 thumping of Sutton in the National League. Jack played under John Coleman at Accrington, and his eight minute hat trick today was the fastest by a Morecambe player since Coley’s in the FA Cup 30 years ago. #UTS 🦐 | #SUTvMOR | #ShrimpsLive

#UTS #Morecambe #NationalLeague #PPGProphet

@ShrimpsOnline Imagine if we had never of heard the name Ashvir Singh Johal. He should be tried at The Hague

Up the Jim Bentley reds! Imagine if we’d got rid of the petulant child in the dugout earlier.. 🫠