Gary Williams

@benonwine They had to change teaching hours when I was at university. We all went home early on a Monday afternoon. The new cgi version is a poor imitation

Who remembers Danger Mouse?

@MysterySolvents Mutton dressed as, well mutton

What do you call Ivanka’s, dinner with the King, fashion look?

@Lass30382516 @MysterySolvents She'd been blonded up and fresh extensions specially

@MysterySolvents Is her hair that long?

@stonekoldsoul @MysterySolvents Endora might have dressed a bit eccentrily but at least not like a Russian sex worker

@MysterySolvents Endora

@MysterySolvents I dunno but does he force her to wear dresses like this so she can't run and it hides the ankle shackles

@Anna_xb2 Arthur the cat food advert cat who ate with his paw.

Don't Google.. name a famous CAT who isn’t Garfield

@Geniustechw The stuff of nightmares

What is this?!

@Eman_8282 A roll of kitchen towel

@AntiLeftMemes Leave a grammar for beginners book, possibly with a Speak 'n' Spell, a dictionary and a thesaurus. No, forget the thesaurus leave that for another day.

If you found this on your car, what would you do?

@roadrunner1941 @LucasSa56947288 It's all available in the White House gift shop or from Trump's website. You can even pay with Klarna

@LucasSa56947288 I’m surprised that PedoTrump doesn’t have price tags on this crap!

This was yesterday at the White House! What do you notice?

@ACEaceACE4ce @LucasSa56947288 Melania described it to him as he couldn't remember their first date

@LucasSa56947288 It looks like a cheap Bulgarian brothel in the 1080ies.

@Washyourowndish @LucasSa56947288 Get him on broad spectrum antibiotics and anti virals pending the test results

@LucasSa56947288 King Charles looks scared of touching anything - he’ll be tested for all kinds of diseases post-visit.

@LucasSa56947288 Charles tapping out the code Save Me to his security staff. Like the late Queen and her handbag code.

@saniyafatma1278 Yes, you have been selected by the cat distribution system. You now have a cat, congratulations and here's to many happy years together

I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works?

@WorkElizab Haggis please

You have to eat one 🧐

@emilybastow_ Because its safer and the post office clerk is perhaps the only person they are going to speak to today

why would the elderly create a massive queue in the post office just to withdraw twenty quid when there’s a cash point right opposite???? why are we withdrawing cash in the post office omg

@PeriklesGREAT We used to call it the big red key when I was a customs officer. Its a door ram

Does anyone know what this is ?

@Geniustechw None, refused on the basis she represents a safety risk to other passengers in an emergency.

How many seats should she pay for?🤔

@BoveFromAbove Shite, a new fragrance

What would be a good name for an aftershave by 30p Lee?

@otokyo__ Run, run for the hills!

What advice would you give this horse?