Gary Williams

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Gary Williams

Gary Williams

@GazWilliamsUk

Birmingham UK Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Gary Williams
Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@benonwine They had to change teaching hours when I was at university. We all went home early on a Monday afternoon. The new cgi version is a poor imitation
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Benonwine
Benonwine@benonwine·
Who remembers Danger Mouse?
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@MysterySolvent
@MysterySolvent@MysterySolvents·
What do you call Ivanka’s, dinner with the King, fashion look?
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@MysterySolvents I dunno but does he force her to wear dresses like this so she can't run and it hides the ankle shackles
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ANII@Anna_xb2·
Don't Google.. name a famous CAT who isn’t Garfield
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@AntiLeftMemes Leave a grammar for beginners book, possibly with a Speak 'n' Spell, a dictionary and a thesaurus. No, forget the thesaurus leave that for another day.
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Anti Left Memes@AntiLeftMemes·
If you found this on your car, what would you do?
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Curious@roadrunner1941·
@LucasSa56947288 I’m surprised that PedoTrump doesn’t have price tags on this crap!
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ACE@ACEaceACE4ce·
@LucasSa56947288 It looks like a cheap Bulgarian brothel in the 1080ies.
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Ponder@Washyourowndish·
@LucasSa56947288 King Charles looks scared of touching anything - he’ll be tested for all kinds of diseases post-visit.
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@LucasSa56947288 Charles tapping out the code Save Me to his security staff. Like the late Queen and her handbag code.
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@saniyafatma1278 Yes, you have been selected by the cat distribution system. You now have a cat, congratulations and here's to many happy years together
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Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
I do not have a cat. I’ve never had a cat, and yet this cat came by randomly (no idea where from) and came into my house. Do I now have a cat? Is that how it works?
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@emilybastow_ Because its safer and the post office clerk is perhaps the only person they are going to speak to today
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em@emilybastow_·
why would the elderly create a massive queue in the post office just to withdraw twenty quid when there’s a cash point right opposite???? why are we withdrawing cash in the post office omg
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@PeriklesGREAT We used to call it the big red key when I was a customs officer. Its a door ram
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Gary Williams@GazWilliamsUk·
@Geniustechw None, refused on the basis she represents a safety risk to other passengers in an emergency.
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Genius Tech
Genius Tech@Geniustechw·
How many seats should she pay for?🤔
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Ineluctable Chris
Ineluctable Chris@BoveFromAbove·
What would be a good name for an aftershave by 30p Lee?
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
What advice would you give this horse?
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