Gary B

@Tungsten_Tales Come and dig a few holes.in the road for a living.. or fill a few potholes

🧳 Ricky Evans reveals that he is tired of constantly living out of a suitcase and would pull out of events for a rest if he was in a position to. "I'm knackered. Not in the sense I'm tired, but I'm always in the suitcase. I'm not one of the big top 12 in the world I'm 50 or 49 or whatever I'm nowhere. "My Mum and Dad must think i'm a refugee or something they must think 'who are you?' because I'm never at home! "The Littler's the Humphries' the Gezzy's I can't imagine what they're like because they have their own houses as well. It's a hard game when you're travelling. "I've never missed on event in the 13 years I've been a Tour-Card holder so that shows how rubbish I am because I've never won one!" #Darts

@LeeHarris Just keep asking the same question for the 30 minutes

🚨Father of the House Sir Edward Leigh raises a point of order about Keir Starmer NEVER answering questions at PMQs. Lindsay Hoyle says there is nothing he can do. NONSENSE! He can pause proceedings and ask Keir Starmer to answer, but he *never* does. ABSOLUTELY USELESS!

@Rainmaker1973 Robbie Savage

Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?

@RealTimVine I'm an Arsenal fan.. don't care if we don't win f all SO LONG AS SPURS GO DOWN

This has been on my mind. As a neutral who would you rather be? 1. A Spurs fan and this season they get relegated. 2. An Arsenal fan and this season they don’t win any trophies. Spurs and Arsenal fans obviously can’t answer this.

@HonestFrank £9

Small flat white and sandwich ‘to go’ at an English train station 🚉 Any offers on the cost?…

@Sir_Oteey @MoSalah It gets worse.... You ain't retaining the title either

@MoSalah First it was Jurgen Klopp, then it was Trent Alexander-Arnold... Now it is Mohammed Salah... 💔💔💔 The heartbreaks keeps coming, season by season. I'll forever love you Mo. Thank you. 👑 YNWA

@MoSalah From an Arsenal fan... You are a great player I wish you and your family well for the future, whatever or wherever you may go Good Luck

@StokeyyG2 Robbie Savage quicker he leaves TNT Sport (HBO now) the better

Kevin De Bruyne LEFT. Mo Salah is now LEAVING. Who leaves next…

@jtfromstl @lady_valor_07 How much shall.I.ask my passengers no I'm not a cab not a waiter bus driver I must remember to ask my passengers when they get off for a tip.

@lady_valor_07 Are you retared? If the service was mediocre the tip would be 15%, so 75$, if service was great - 20% which is 100$. If outstanding service - 150$. 40$ - I'd refuse to serve you. How are people this stupid, and why would you want to look so stupid on social media?

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@jtfromstl @lady_valor_07 Let's hope they people don't use the restaurant again I'm.a.bus driver when.people get off I.dont ask for a 20% tip

@JennyBarsby Thanks Benjamin "Bibi" Netanyahu he is the one that has got out of line

Filled the car up today - £6.40 a tank more than 3 weeks ago (my car is small) and I sometimes have to fill up 3 times a week! Thanks Donald 😡

@adamsummerton Perhaps he makes Too many mistakes

There’s not a single other nation in the world that wouldn’t have him a squad of 35. One of England’s most technically gifted players and a proven winner at the highest levels of the club game, who’s in his prime years (27). Madness

@henrywinter @carpbedlam If it were down to you Henry YOU would still have Sterling in the side

@carpbedlam depends whether you talk to England fans, Carp. Those I talk to were unimpressed by White turning his back on his country

Ben White's return to the England fold after his lengthy self-imposed exile borders on the insulting to Trent Alexander-Arnold, who continues to be overlooked by Thomas Tuchel at right-back. Reece James injured, Kyle Walker and Kieran Trippier retired internationally and now the withdrawal of Jarell Quansah (seen as right-back cover by Tuchel). And Alexander-Arnold still not called. Real Madrid's right-back in the Champions League. A player whose passing can change games. A tournament shootout penalty-taker. White drafted into squad because of injury to Quansah. Be interesting to see the reaction of England fans - let alone Alexander-Arnold. White has to explain why he turned his back on England for three and a half years. Expect some skilled FA video content. Gareth Southgate said in March 2024 that White had indicated to him that he didn't want to be considered for England. There's always been speculation about a fall-out between White and Southgate's assistant Steve Holland (Southgate denied this). Tuchel clearly doesn't rate Alexander-Arnold, a situation that gets ever stranger. White obviously a more defensive full-back; can get forward but lacks Alexander-Arnold's impact. He did well when coming on for Dani Carvajal against Atletico last night. Made Vinicius Junior's second goal. Harvey Barnes, who has one cap, comes in for the injured Eberechi Eze for the squad to face Uruguay on Friday and Japan on March 31. #ENG

@johnnyburke66 @THERussellGrant @TimesRadio I thought it was borderline porno dare you to.sit there and watch with your 16 year old daughter

@THERussellGrant @TimesRadio Unlikely that you are the only person that's never seen it. You can probably find it on one of the streaming services and settle in. It is romantic nonsense, but well done, rather charming and sweet. The scene referred to is a definite point of cultural reference. Treat yourself.

Am I the only person who's never seen Love Actually! Last night on Newsnight, Nick Watt talked about a Love Actually moment, this morning on @TimesRadio = it's been a total Love Actually love-in and I still don't know what it means. #puzzled

@FishwickDavid No but heynyou could share helicopter stories

I was fixing the lights here, at the Bank of Dave. And my right-hand man, David H, is passing me the equipment. This pic came up in my picture memories today. I'm not sure the head of Barclays would be helping to fix the lights in their Banking HQ. #BankofDave keeping it real!

@otokyo__ Daniels

Name a famous Jack

@AvonandsomerRob They think that just putting 75 looks trendy And doesn't look as expensive as £75.00

Dear Restaurants, Please return to proper pricing on your menus. Fish isn't 14.5 and a Sticky Toffee Pudding isn't 7. I'm going for a coffee at 3.7 😏 Why do they do this?

@li252708 @RonWaxman What and steer around the truck like he had a sports car. And don't say go around if he is on the tarmac

Did the pilot see the firetruck coming? Planes should have cameras near the landing gear/nose area so that they can see everything in their blind spots and ideally they should be able to have cross traffic alerts similar to techs in cars. Crazy these simple techs are not in planes

Important note regarding the accident at LaGuardia Airport. United 2384 wanted to return to gate. Odor in back of plane. Pilot couldn’t raise anyone at United to help get him a gate. Air traffic controller tried to help. There were no gates. Pilot asked for fire truck. 1/2

@DrkStarNews @RonWaxman When driving and the traffic lights are green and no pedestrians crossing do.you slow down at the lights to see if someone is jumping them I doubt you you put tje gas down and.hope they don't change to red

@RonWaxman I mean lets be honest, you dont stop the fire truck and look both ways before crossing a runway?

@DrkStarNews @RonWaxman Well if it actually on the runway then yes but perhaps it was still.a few feet off the ground when he WAS CLEARED TO CROSS runway 04 maybe it was.blind