Pace (of pooptwt)

If we are arguing on twitter here are some things to use against me: I am 4”5 and weight 590lbs I shower every two weeks and I do not wipe properly after shitting I am an orphan (abandoned in Mongolia) and was in and out the foster system lol I exclusively goon to one piece

@ackerwrld The one that can only tell lies: red is the best movie ever

guys which one piece movie is worth watching

I don’t really fw wokejoshis like im woke about everything but yaoi

Ok i think im going to take a break from twitter and ao3 because everybody is making my top a bottom rn and it’s pissing me off #ChudLife

I like my yaoi heteronormative (wokejoshis dni) I’m very strict about top/bottom dynamics I’m fine with the occasional rimming of my top but it must be tagged properly

Twitter users care too much about other peoples sex lives that they aren’t involved in

i don’t like Sanji, his entire chivalrous persona is annoying and i like zosan because Sanji is only tolerable when he has a dick up his ass

bro please stop making porn if ur ass has acne and ur booty hole is hairy I’m not trying to see that

I feel sick to my stomach omg the void just appeared dear lord I never knew I could experience this second hand bruhhhhhhhhhhh

Ao3 pic not loading JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING MOLLY

@TIAUM It’s unfortunate most of them are ugly

Vocês sabiam que, há alguns anos, One Piece fez uma parceria para criar vestidos de noiva inspirados em suas personagens?

@chuuchuutrainn_ This made me viscerally cringe

army’s are so…..

@kujaveil Me playing with his poop 🤤🤤🤤

hypothetically you could crawl inside loki’s butt and chill there and it’s probably roomy as fuck

They need more foreigners stabbing random people so the white percentage can fall

The myth of consent is real, there will be one Twitter user who will disagree

I want to finger Sophie Thatcher both holes at the same time

Watched pillion and it lowkey felt like I was watching a dobby gets touched compilation

I hate the wearing makeup is patriarchal and everyone looks better naturally rhetoric because I’m chopped without it and if I’m a heterosexual then I will never be free from the patriarchy if I want to be with a man so I don’t care

i didn't wanna believe it when i was younger but growing up really does make you stop giving a fuck about lgbtq identity discourse. like why would i care

That one character half the fandom manages to mischaracterise drives me insane

I miss doing drugs sighhhhhh