Geetesh Makkar

Who called it Tata Consultancy Services and not TaCoS 🌮🌮 🤔 @MadOMarketing

In Bollywood terms, this is a multistarrer film of Dhurandhar (Ranveer) + Holiday (Akshay)+ Bala (Ayushmaan) coming true in real

@ImPC_45 KL Rahul 😅😁

Sai Sudharsan is called a classy batter… but he has scored only 554 runs at 157 SR 😭 Shubman Gill is called a future superstar… but he has scored only 552 runs at 160 SR 😭 Heinrich Klaasen is called a great finisher… but he has scored only 508 runs at 153 SR 😭 But there is one old lion who has scored almost the same amount of runs with a better strike rate than all of them 🥶 Can you guess who? 👀

Once a legend said “Your qualification can’t decide your common sense”.

At this point, IPL evening shows have become a chit fund scam sorry scheme! #iplseason2026

@jammypants4 He felt like a sore thumb in front of exceptional actors like Sanjay Mishra, Rasika Dugal and Tigmanshu Dhulia. It seemed on similar lines of AS Bassi in TJMM, casted purely for views.

I am all for diverse and surprising casting choices but THIS….DID NOT WORK AT ALL 🙈 #Kartavya

@vishalandcinema Everything. Couldn't continue to watch it beyond 20-25 minutes.

What you think went wrong with O Romeo?

@Aestheticsn1 'Treat' this 'text' as the 'target' of 'that' 'tourist'

Give me a word that start with T & ends with T Prove me wrong... !

@CricketValence Scripted then, scripted now!

Throwback to the moment when Yuzi Chahal almost defended 2 runs of the last over against prime Gayle and Rahul. 🥶

Suvendu Adhikari's personal assistant, Chandranath Rath, shot dead on a public road in North 24 Parganas. The sheer audacity of this, even after knowing the BJP has won and Suvendu is set to occupy one of the highest posts in the state! Bengal needs a ruthless crackdown on criminal and terror elements. That must be the state's top priority for the next five years. Don't spare anyone! Make an example out of every politically protected criminal.

@Jennnyyyyyy 44 (AxB) + A+B

What will be the missing number? 🤔 Difficulty - Hardest 😉

New Ball to Bumrah: Opening spell ki yaad nahi aayi tujhe Jassi? Wicketless drought ends #MIvsGT #IPL

@smartshantanu But very inconsistent. Had a long-ish quiet run since a brilliant Asia Cup. Talented no doubt but going the binary - "superhit" or "super struggle" route

Tilak Verma: First 22 balls 19 runs Next 23 balls 82 runs What a turnaround! Absolutely magnificent player! #GTvMI #IPL2026

@SIDHISADILADKI Dil Dhadakne Do 🤩

Guess the movie name (wrong answers only)

Weak detailing by @inshorts Fusion film Dhurandhar x Simmba = Dhumba? Use 60 words or fewer but misinfo as an aggregator?

R Madhavan Revealed that Akshaye Khanna, Arjun Rampal and Ranveer Singh cried after shooting of 26/11 attack in Dhurandhar 💔 "That moment, that scene was personal for every true indian but some people who cry for Iran and palestine literally called it a Propaganda" Never forgive, never forget.

@vipul2777 @_SanjayGupta More of poverty porn augmented by a systemic failure by the governance and not a global crisis.

@_SanjayGupta Anyone who has watched homebound will understand how big a pr0p0ganda movie it is.. No wonder it got best film.. 🙄

A film winning FOURTEEN awards including Best Director not winning Best Film is beyond me.

First time in my living memory that IPL isn’t trending on X or Insta. Upcoming 5 state elections has zero resonance on SM. The only bloody thing visible everywhere as talking points within WA groups, family & friends circle is dissecting every frame of #Durandhar2 & analysing lyrics of songs of that movie. When was the last time an Indian movie captured such a public imagination that everything else became trivial. RGV has beautifully analysed tha Durandhar phenomenon in a podcast with Bhardwaj Rangan Jaiye Sajna is growing on me every passing hour. Have heard it with English subtitled lyrics 100 times in last 2 days. I underestimated the effect of the movie on me when I walked out of cinema but days later it’s got injected in my veins now

People are getting more and more creative. Here is a set of desi puns.. 1. My watch is stuck between 2 and 2:30; it is a do or dhai situation. 2. Vishwanathan Anand gets tensed when the waiter asks, 'Check de doon'. 3. A potato was grilled by cops; after two hours of torture, it gave in, 'Main Batata hun, main Batata hun...' 4. A well-executed theft without any fingerprints is a stainless steal. 5. Friends pay food bills on a de-tu-de basis 6. Rahul Dravid's wristwatch is technically a wall clock. 7. Toll Booths are nothing but Bill Gates 8. The way to the cemetery, 'Go straight and take the last rite.' 9. The salaried class feel that the changing nature of taxes is too T.D.S.. 😊😊😊

Let’s end this childish stadium debate forever. Ahmedabad: • 2023 Final: Lost vs AUS • 2026 Super 8: Lost vs SA Wankhede: • 1987 SemiFinal: Lost vs ENG • 2016 SemiFinal: Lost vs WI • 1996 Group: Lost vs AUS Cricket is played by players, not stadiums. #CricketTwitter

There are knocks that win you matches, and then there are knocks that win you space; space in the dressing room, space in public memory, and space in your own mind. Sanju Samson’s 97* at the T20 World Cup against West Indies was the latter. When he said it was one of the greatest days of his life, I understood exactly what he meant. Because as players, we know the weight of waiting. The waiting for your name to be called. The waiting for clarity. The waiting to silence conversations that refuse to leave you alone. A chase of that magnitude is about sequencing, about knowing when to absorb and when to impose. What stood out to me was his control of tempo. He didn’t try to win the game in the Powerplay. He didn’t panic when the asking rate hovered. He trusted his access, through cover, over midwicket, and behind square, and he trusted his base. There was a time when Sanju’s talent was discussed more than his temperament, but this innings helped him flipped that narrative. The stillness at the crease, refusal to overhit, clarity in his decision-making, all of that comes from scars, and from an understanding that in tournament cricket, you have to build your moments. In the context of Indian cricket, this was the emergence of a player comfortable in his own skin. Some innings change scorecards. Some change careers, and this felt like the latter. Congratulations Sanju! Way to go! #SanjuSamson #T20Cricket #WorldCup