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Shaquille O'Neal gets asked by Ryan Clark how a 7'1 man has sex with woman Ryan Clark: But Shaq, I gotta ask you man. You know I'm the nasty one on the show. Bro, you are gigantic, like I gave you dap and my head hit your nipple, when we dapped up. Bro, what what challenges does your size give in sexual relations with a woman. Clark: Give me, give me, I need three follow ups cause I have some stuff. I have some stuff I had to ask." Shaq: I'm not gonna answer that cause you didn't ask me to do that, so I'm..I'm.. Clark: But Shaq, you're huge! If you go missionary, like I like to go missionary and kiss when I'm doing it, if you go missionary the girl licking your belly button. Like I don't know like what's, what goes on like what's your sexual relations like, you're too big to have normal sexual relations. Shaq: I'm saving myself. Clark: What is it, you got 5-6-0 kids you need to save yourself right. You got six right now! Fred Taylor: What is it called in the NBA right now, when they say when they sit? Channing Crowder: Load management.. load management Clark: No load management, you got six kids. Like what the challenges is there's certain positions you can do like what what goes on when you're your size with a normal human being. Shaq: It's all about geometry. So like a view like right here. (Shaq begins to demonstrate with bottles) Clark: So let me see, so you're the big bottle and the girls the little bottle? Shaq: Seven foot one yeah, look see the head is right there, you see the big texture right where it needs to be. Clark: But it's not where it needs to be because I know where the genitals are Shaq: And that's why you got to arch that back (Studio explodes in laughter) Shaq: Your boy crazy! Crowder: I knew it was coming Clark: I was waiting because I just don't know... it like.. Shaq: I'm saving myself. That's all I'm doing Clark: You a virgin? Shaq: Yep, hahaha Crowder: Hey but we started this whole thing and the man said I made mistakes, yeah their mistakes wasn't eating too many wings. You know what I'm saying? So what I do know is.. He's saving himself Clark: No, no.. he can't.. he can't 69. Do you 34 and a half? What do you do. Do y'all split options? Bro, I need to know man! Clark: You big as shit! Shaq: This boy crazy right here..

@cptdankkk Bro didn’t care, he was testing

Jose Canseco says he was testing 119-octane aviation fuel in his custom 225 mph Porsche when he got pulled over “I had a Porsche that did 225 miles an hour. It was the fastest street-legal Porsche in the United States” “It was 920-horsepower. It was created for me by Prototech. They would have never caught me. I pulled over right away” “The officer asked me why I was speeding. And I'm bound to the truth… I simply said, ‘I was testing aviation fuel.’ The fuel was 119 octane”

@vviistnature And overspending

@Geezer_OG people really think $100M is equal to rich forever lol. taxes + lifestyle creep humbles everybody

Odell Beckham Jr says a 5 year $100 million per year contract isn't enough to last a lifetime Odell Beckham Jr.: Like I know like I'm going be straight after football, period. If I didn't have a dollar in my account right here today as we speak, I'm going to be straight for the rest of my life. No question. Right. I don't think everybody is in that. And when you've sacrificed your whole life to get here and you're like, "Yeah, I played 10 years in the league." And I always explain this to people like, "Bro, you give somebody a 5-year $100 million contract, right? What is it really? It's 5 years for 60. You're getting tax. Do the math. That's 12 a year. You know that you have to spend, use, save, save, invest, flaunt, like whatever. However, just being real. I'mma buy a car. I'm give my mom a house. I'mma do everything costs money. So you if you spending $4 million a year, that's really 40 million over five years, eight a year, you know, and now you you start breaking down the numbers, it's like that's a five-year span of where you're getting 8 million. Can you make that last forever? And you always hear the people who ain't us and ain't been in the position like, "Oh, well that would last a lifetime." Yeah, this job that I sacrificed my whole life for, they are giving me that. I didn't ask for the certain dollar amount or whatever, but we weren't taught about no financial literacy and all the way. We weren't (host interjection: talk about it all the time.) We weren't taught this skill. And it's kind of like I'll keep this one under wraps, but I got some things in the work that like I'm going to be able to the generations that are coming up behind us. When you talk about the the storm that me and like moms went through like I'll be able to be that for somebody else and to be able to help their family on how things are going to go and yada yada yada and like if I didn't make I'll take a dollar but if I didn't make a dollar from any of these kids but I I could give them the knowledge and the wisdom that I didn't know I'm doing my part like when I lay in that car like I know like I did my role I know I did the things that I needed to do and provided for the generations coming behind. So then that way they can lay they had a foundation now they can lay it for the ones that's coming you know after them.

@obj @thepivot

@EiiKwesiKay So cool!

Crazy output by seedance 2.5 !!!

@NugaonX Deadpool and friend sounds terrible lol

Ryan Reynolds says they had to fight Disney and Marvel to change the movie's title even after 9,000 theater posters were already printed "The movie was originally called Deadpool & Friend. I am actually not joking." "On the eve of the Super Bowl, the title leaked, and we looked at it and listened, and they fucking hated that title." "We called everybody at Disney and Marvel and said, 'We have to change the fucking title.'" "And they were like, 'Guys, it launches tomorrow. We've shipped 9,000 seven-foot standees to theaters all over the place that say Deadpool & Friend.'" "We just wouldn't take no for an answer. We were like, 'No, we're fucking changing the title. I will never call this movie Deadpool & Friend.'" "And they did it. They literally changed the title."

@famousTheGreats She’s definitely a handful. May want to think about moving on

Man whose fiancée says she’ll call off the wedding unless she gets her dream wedding asks Dave Ramsey for advice. Caller: “We’re both in the military and recently got engaged. She wants a $20,000 wedding, and she says if we don’t do it her way, there’s no reason to keep planning the marriage. I’m not willing to go into debt for one day.” Dave Ramsey saw a deeper issue than the wedding budget; “She’s choosing a wedding over you.” Then he warned about the pattern he believed it could create. “If it’s, ‘I don’t get my wedding my way, so I’m out,’ you’re going to hear that for the rest of your life.” The hard truth: A disagreement over wedding costs is rarely just about money. When major decisions are driven by ultimatums instead of compromise, it’s worth asking whether you’re preparing for a healthy marriage or just an expensive wedding.

@zainyy_hm Aniston should never be pitied, she makes her own choices

Jennifer Aniston reveals why being pitied by the public is her most exhausted" experience and how she finally stopped caring about the narrative Monica Padman: Can you be peer pressured? Are you the type that can be peer pressured, or are you like, "I made my decision"? Jennifer Aniston: I'm a pretty good no-cutting dry. I mean, I can think about it if there's if I get a good, but no, I would never be peer pressured. Monica Padman: About the tabloids, how do you feel about being pitied? Because there's been so much pity towards you over the years, and it feels so unfair. Jennifer Aniston: I really just like it a lot. Hate is such a strong word. It's so exhausting. Dax Shepard: That's my most hated, so you know. If someone pities me, like, you think I'm weak, that's my number one. Jennifer Aniston: Yeah, being labeled the poor thing, that lasts, at this point there's no point in even trying to rewrite it because it's just stuck Dax Shepard: That's the role they assigned you, and that's what it is. Jennifer Aniston: Probably not much to really undo that, and that's okay.

@icount_stars I’m sure she understands, especially how much they will make off the films

Tom Holland reveals his wife is patient with his Spider-Man obsession because she’s in the film as well Seth Meyers: “you know, we have something in common” “i spend a lot of my day uh like watching YouTube and podcast on Spider Man content” “and my wife is less patient about it… i think she because I'm not in the film or connected to it anyway” “she feels like it's a waste of time” Tom Holland: “yeah my wife is in the film… so yeah” Seth Meyers: “so that helps” Tom Holland: “yeah” Seth Meyers: “congratulations, congratulations on that as well”

@eagleiqtek A man wants what a man wants!

25-year-old making up to $150,000 bought a $52,000 car… then watched it lose $14,000 in value. Caller: “The balance on the car is about $47,000.” “I just bought it in September.” Dave Ramsey: “So if you throw $20,000 at it, that leaves about $27,000.” “You’re making over $100,000 a year… you’ll have it paid off in about a year.” Caller: “That’s what I was thinking.” “I was planning on keeping about $10,000 in savings.” Dave Ramsey: “No.” “You’re broke, man.” “An $836 car payment? I’d be freaking out.” Caller: “Yeah… it’s ridiculous.” “Watching your show made me realize how stupid it was.” “I started thinking… if I want to buy a house, I’d have a mortgage and an $836 car payment.” Dave Ramsey: “You’re not doing that.” “You’re too smart to do that.” “You’ve learned all of this in a very short period of time.” “Your intellect went way ahead… and left your emotions behind.” “You understood it intellectually, but emotionally you’re still catching up.” “Give yourself permission to say, ‘This feels weird… but I’m going to do it anyway.’”

@vviistnature Chills on the ranch I bet

@Geezer_OG Channing really said “enjoy your millions and chill” and Jake said nah 😂

Jake Paul claims during this interview that he enjoys chilling on his 6,000 acres ranch Channing Crowder: What what is the push? Why do you keep going further and further? And I saw you recently say you're going to play in the NFL. Like, how about you enjoy your millions and chill, bro? Jake Paul: That's not what it's about, you know? Like I like doing fun crazy things and and proving people wrong and building a career and a legacy that could never be matched or copied and something unique in its own right and then bringing up people with me. I mean, that's what we've done with MVP. And since the start, it was like, all right, clearly I can change boxing as like a fighter, but I can be more impactful outside of the ring and help other fighters who were underpaid and not having the spotlight that they deserved. And the business of boxing was very weird, shady, corrupt. And so, we came in and just like really professionalized it. But I do chill on my ranch. I got 6,000 acres. I do have uh a lot of a lot of [laughter] a lot a lot um but but yeah, it's like I I do enjoy this life, but I enjoy working. I enjoy creating and and bringing things to life. Nakisa Bidarian: He's only 29. I mean, he's got a long way to go. If you think about what he's accomplished by this age, not just as a creator, but as a boxer, as a promoter, it's unheard of.

@Web3luveer I’m not a big fan but he’s a go getter

@Geezer_OG He’s crazyyy

@eagleiqtek Like him or not, he has

@Geezer_OG He’s earnt it

@Abdul4180 Haha sure did

@Geezer_OG "Bro said 'just relax' to the one guy who bought 6,000 acres just to have somewhere to overachieve

@cptdankkk Durant has always been the real deal!

LeBron James says Kevin Durant is the most complete scorer in NBA history “He hasn't shot under 50% since 2012. And in a league that doesn't talk about efficiency enough… because I'm one of those efficiency guys, I hate going out there just chucking up shots or looking at the box score and I was maybe 8 for 23, or 9 for 25, or 6 for 18. You're going to have those nights for sure” “For the majority of the season, being efficient is something I've always prided myself on. And this guy, when it comes to three-level scorer: three-pointers, mid-range, below the Gary Payton area, below the Malone area, and finishing, we haven't had a scorer as equipped as KD in our league, ever”

@katsuxbt That is brutal!

Sylvester Stallone says his mother told him: “The only reason you’re here is because the hanger didn’t work” Sly: “I almost thought she was joking.” Sophia: “What type of mother says that to their child?” The man who wrote the greatest underdog story ever made was told his whole childhood he was never supposed to exist.

@slamwontmiss They made a great combo

Shaq says he wanted Penny Hardaway so badly, he threatened to leave Orlando if they didn’t get him. “So I’m doing Blue Chips, and Orlando’s like, ‘We don’t want you doing movies. You need to be working out.’ So I had it in my contract: work out three hours before we shoot.” “We’re playing pickup, and there’s this skinny kid. Every time I put my hand up, he’s right there. I’m like, ‘Damn, who is this actor?’ They’re like, ‘No, that’s Penny Hardaway.’” “I’m like, ‘Who the fuck is Penny Hardaway?’ I didn’t watch college basketball, so I did my research. They said he was gonna be the No. 3 pick, and we had the No. 1 pick.” “This guy told me, ‘You need to tell them you want Penny.’ I went to the office and said, ‘If y’all don’t get this Penny kid, when my deal is up, I’m gonna do something new.’” “Then I’m watching the draft. They don’t pick Penny. They pick Chris Webber. I bust out every window in the back. Then John Gabriel calls and says, ‘Shaq, you by the TV? Watch this.’” “The Warriors traded Chris Webber to Orlando for Penny Hardaway.” “I was like, ‘Oh, now I got him.’ I was thinking, ‘The next Magic and Kareem.’”

@0xBassey He deserved it

Eric Davis says being insulted by his team owner motivated him to become one of the first athletes to earn a $3,000,000 salary “I was making more money than anybody at 26 years old.” “I was the highest-paid player in the history of the state of Ohio.” “I asked them, ‘If I take this stance at 25 years old, my career is probably gonna be over… can y’all replace that $2.5 million?’” “They said, ‘No, Eric. We don’t have no money.’” “I said, ‘Well, thanks for coming.’” “As long as my check don’t bounce, I’mma deal with this the best way I know how.” “It fueled me to becoming one of the first two or three guys in any sport to make $3 million.” “When I asked for $3 million, people looked at me like I was asking for astronaut money.” “I said, ‘Yeah, this is what I want.’” “She gave it to me.”

@KillaKreww Who doesn’t enjoy watching Kevin Hart!

Caleb Pressley confronted Kevin Hart for fake laughing at every single thing and always talking about himself in the third person 😭😭💀

@Abdul4180 @Flick__Hub Such a power couple

Zendaya Reveals the Harsh Truth About Aging in Hollywood ​Ever had a kid put your entire career and age into prospective with just one sentence? ​Leo (Kid Interviewer): You've been in Spider-Man films for as long as we've been alive! ​Zendaya: (Gasping in dramatic shock) Oh my goodness! ​Tom Holland: fahh, That is insane! ​Jacob Batalon: That's crazy… I've never been called old in a different language like that before! ​Zendaya: (Laughing) I'm going to go cry now, thank you so much!