Geldy

@AlBairre your new music video "Tunnels" officially solidified my creepy love/obsession with you guys. Not that it wasn't already.

I can't stand overly sensitive people. Like can a man not make an inappropriate joke without getting death stared?

Hope you enjoy the gift @GeldyJ!

Shit. I hope I'm as a good a parent, as my mom is to me, to my child one day.

@nandz7x my first year spread is due to my alcohol problem.

@GeldyJ first year spread cannot fund my alcohol problem.

Disney don't lie!

I feel like at Biosphere they'll ask you how many spoons of cocaine you want in your tea and at Splashy they'll ask you how many sugars.

@nandz7x student budget because you can't eat. Atleast you know you're eating when you have first year spread.

At this point I don't know what's worse, student budget or first year spread!!!

@ipsitakavya @nandz7x and I will do you so well ;)

Only way of getting through a hangover is down downing a triple gin.

@LeeGeldenhuys Jesus lee I twitter stalk you while I'm still drunk and I see this. I can't be an aunty yet.

So Rat and Friars tonight, Toot and Tiger tomorrow night, Origin Friday and Origin Saturday. My liver does not know what da fuq is coming.

Getting woken up at 4am because they've found a weed plantation in your Res garden.

Law degrees are why people start drinking excessively and chain smoking.

Home is so close that I'm ready to burn my essays and YOLO.

@callyjackson1 beb I'm sick again!:( no student night for me:(

@callyjackson1 must make the call a regular happening! Let's do it after student night next time?:/

@callyjackson1 occasionally? My hope took a hike a while ago.