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@moonbuster @MetamateDaz Where I currently live in North Carolina, everyone views work as some place where you show up at a certain time and put in X number of hours, and then every other waking hour is an excuse for mindless socialization. Coming from my experience, it's downright dystopian.

@moonbuster @MetamateDaz I grew up on the edge of the wilderness in Alaska. You're exactly right in that regard. For someone in that setting, work is whatever you have to do to survive. (CONT.)

You’re born onto a planet you never asked to exist on… and society immediately hits you with: “Okay, now go earn the right to eat, sleep, rest, and have shelter.” Like… zoom out for a second. We’re floating on a rock in infinite space and we created a game where you have to spend most of your life working just to not starve or freeze to death. The whole concept is actually insane when you think about it.

The greatest one hit wonder, in the history of humanity, was released on this day, 41 years ago. Yes, you are that old. You're welcome America

@AmazingPopPod Hasn't he been dead for years?

What’s the first thing you think of when you see Lee Marvin?

@FuhgedNews Out of touch. You dutifully pay your taxes without protest so the Jasmine Crocketts of the world can vote to create middlemen jobs for all those bottom-feeders. Next thing you know, productive people have been pushed to the bottom of the pay scale once enough of those jobs exist.

She’ll be moving like that to pull the fries out of the oil the moment they’re ready at McDonald’s.

@otokyo Cancer, but that will come eventually.

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@seeky_907 @alaskalandmine Is that any different from a certain population concentrated at Hollywood Vista, Martin Arms, S & S and Willow Park, who were scattered when all those places closed down in a 4-year span in the 80s?

@alaskalandmine Maybe the skyline isn’t different, but homeless camps now spread across the city instead of being concentrated near Beans Cafe like 20 years ago. That’s a Democrat win!

Even as other cities transform their skylines, Anchorage's hasn't changed in 20 years. This is what happens when local government is dominated by anti-building NIMBYs fixated on blocking new housing and development.

Who’s the greatest rock bassist, in your opinion?

@GenTXer2 Crosby, Stills, Nash and Dung?

Can you identify this 80s hair band? 🤔

@bullyray5150 You can tell who the drooling fanboys are by reading most of these comments. Choshu in AJPW was crazy over. At least they were smart enough to not kill his heat.

This…THIS…FKN THIS‼️ x.com/AVENGERsDT0320…

@justtheone_1 KY Wakamatsu, hella optics going on here.

Any Addition or Objections?

@LangmanVince The Chixie Dicks?

What happened to Natalie Maines from The Dixie Chicks?

@MorbidKnowledge Oh, darn it. I was hoping I'd hear about Corey Cornutt emerging from incarceration with a new name, Corey Cornhole.

A couple in California spent five months intentionally luring bike thieves into their front yard with an unlocked bicycle, beating them with aluminum baseball bats, and posting the videos online. Corey Cornutt, 25, and Savannah Grillot, 29, of Visalia were arrested in January 2020 on suspicion of assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy, in connection with at least four beatings between July and November 2019. Police said the couple planted a bicycle in the front yard unsecured and waited. Once someone tried to steal it, both rushed out and assaulted them with a baseball bat. The videos they posted made the prosecution straightforward. A neighbour told reporters there would be blood on the street the next day after each incident, and had warned the couple: "Maybe it's not the best idea you're kind of bringing people into the neighbourhood that might not be here otherwise." They ignored her and continued. In each case the victims received various non-life-threatening injuries. The couple documented their own crimes in enough detail to guarantee their arrest.

@Downing907 I wonder if I should look for the post where a sitting legislator said Fat Bear Week is the only October election that matters in Alaska. This is an Anchorage legislator, so of course f--- the rest of the state.

We are not dealing with serious people in our legislature. How embarassing. thealaskastory.com/suzanne-downin…

@JVMonte2 Everyone raves about "25 or 6 to 4" from this concert, but here's my favorite. youtu.be/lU6nD6_DI_c

What’s a great anti-war song from the 60s or 70s?

How come Isaac Hayes and Alec Baldwin never collaborated? Methinks "Chocolate Schweddy Balls" would have been a monster hit.

@JoJoFromJerz Because the (s)nooz spent the better part of the previous year exposing to everyone how their current agenda is messaging, not reporting? This isn't The Running Man, where people obediently believe what they see until Ben comes along to show them otherwise.

For as long as I live, I will never understand how January 6th wasn’t the end of Donald Trump. I will never, ever understand it.

@JohnnyOldfield5 @Super70sSports He was a little dog named Snuggles.

What movie death hit you the hardest? I’ll start: It was supposed to be an exhibition!

@Super70sSports Every time I recite the Apostles Creed, I think back to the day when I cheered as hard as I ever did because Apostles Creed got beat by Rocky Balboa.