Gemma Cartwright

My mum is staging little scenes with my old toys and sending them to my son each day. Dad also did one, I’m sure you can work out which.

@NeverEnoughShoe OMG! 😍 congrats!!!

King of Spain at the final day of Wimbledon. This looks great. Very rare to see this level of tailoring nowadays, even on the wealthy. So let's talk about some of the reasons why it's great. 🧵

Overheard in Hammersmith: “I’m in my hydration era. I’m in my hyaluronic acid era.” I wish her nothing but soft skin, bright eyes and short hangovers.

@graceholliday The only face SPF that didn’t get sent back from nursery due to streaming eyes was the La Roche Posay I took from my own stash.

@IsabelleOC How do I credit this idea to you if I steal it for work socials…?

@Se_Railway what’s happening with the 14.35 Hayes train from Charing Cross? Couldn’t hear announcement, it’s still sat on the platform. I know there have been issues this morning but this one seemed to be running as normal?

@NeverEnoughShoe I WONDER IF MANS WILL HOST AGAIN??

@NeverEnoughShoe Stockholm it is. And if we don’t get tickets we get an air bnb together and have a party.

Nearly woke the toddler as a result of Catherine Tate saying “Allons y” after I’ve had four glasses of Prosecco.

Let’s be honest. The true winner of Eurovision was our Queen, Hannah Waddingham.

@NeverEnoughShoe Oh I would love this!

@gill_crawshaw @NeverEnoughShoe You guys!!! A moment.

@NeverEnoughShoe I KNOW RIGHT!!!

#Eurovision is THE night of the year. It is Twitter Christmas, it is joy unconfined. It’s just fun and love and magic and madness and unbridled campiness and a treasure that can never fully be explained and I never want it to end and oh god it’s THE BEST.

This is wonderful. Well done Liverpool.

WHOLE AGAIN! I am dead.

I know everyone has made the joke already but honestly I won’t be happy until the Norwegian entrant breaks out into a verse of “Don’t lose your head”

@NeverEnoughShoe And this is why I love and respect you.

Ok. But when do we get to see Måns? He’s married to a Brit and lives in the UK so I know he’s here. He was in the semi-finals. Don’t let me down.

@NeverEnoughShoe Also I KNEW you’d be the first to reply to a tweet about him.

@NeverEnoughShoe According to Wikipedia he lives in Surrey 😉