Wynne 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

There quite literally is no better way to travel

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ do you guys share 1 braincell or something this looks like something you would tweet too /silly 😭😭

@jay8Ball_ @QalliCallie I actually ghost write all her tweets that's why you think it's her

gave my phone to oomf for like 20 seconds and she tried to tweet this

Just realized Happy Chaos has both Ball & Gun

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ Would not have been able to tell the difference 😭

@WILLNEVERTUCK @QalliCallie Yippee!!

@Genderade_ @QalliCallie I'M WELL THANK YOU!!!

chainsnore man 💤😴

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ didnt read the caption I thought you were just showing us a draft it sounds that much like you

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ she's funny lowk

@WILLNEVERTUCK @QalliCallie How are you REESE?

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ yay yay yay! I'm so glad to hear

@WILLNEVERTUCK It's just Wynne here now though

@Genderade_ hi callie and wynne!! yaaay

@WILLNEVERTUCK That was actually Callie

@Genderade_ Hi wynne!!

@QalliCallie @the1nonlyPG_ @ykoriol I don't really know about all that

@Genderade_ @the1nonlyPG_ @ykoriol you like me really :3

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ stopped her too soon she was cooking

@the1nonlyPG_ @QalliCallie @ykoriol I can't take her anywhere

@QalliCallie @ykoriol @Genderade_ the 67 😭😭😭

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ I would've believed this was a genuine calliepost

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ wow your friend is really really really good at tweeting...

@QalliCallie @Genderade_ What is six plus seven? 🤔 Twelve!! 😂😂 Maybe and a half too? 👀🫣

as any good writer will tell you, there are 7 basic types of story: 1. rags to riches 2. man vs man 3. man vs bee 4. voyage to meat world 5. coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb 6. amateur pornography 7. evangelion

Brushed my teeth while having a piss this morning (gross, unhygienic) and the electric toothbrush fell out my mouth and into the toilet and carried on buzzing in my piss and I just stood there staring at it for about 30 seconds.