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illustration by Weener #WonderOfWonderArt aidn.jp/wowa/936711630

Charting the ketaverse #laudy

High sodium worse than bag #thisandagodlywoman

“Hey everyone look! I gamble during class on the big screen I swear I’m not a faggot!”

Novelty condoms are a staple of my wallet #jestermaxxing

If you run a zoo you can’t just buy a gorilla, you gotta get some meerkats first

@MFZIMMM @omgTrex22 YouTube shorts scrolling goat

@omgTrex22 @GeneSnapples you not slick

Yall remember when Trump randomly posted top 25 respect moments without saying literally anything at all

No one’s keeps it as real as chat gpt

My local chipotle is the best in the nation

Shoutout ma

What’re you doing if someone made a banana split at your crib

7/11 sunglasses the most ethical boonks

I got vapes in places you can’t even pronounce

X pills laced with happy thoughts

Imagine giving a caveman anything that’s not a rock

You geek with the weak I hit blinkers with the thinkers

Listen to psychedelic rock and playing clash

Pop altoids like their tictacs

When that pussy got a hanging Chad