John O'Donnell

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Melania FTW

@Hawkesbay69 He just takes the piss 🤣🤣

I know about all the other super heroes and their special powers but I haven't got a clue what Toiletmans special powers are 🤔

@LanceBulmerVO @ultimatelexiie Can confirm. Mirrors are bastards 🤣🤣

@ultimatelexiie any virgins face when a girl shows interest

But how do you know if a man is still a Virgin?

@Hookademus @Mr_JamesWatt @LidlGB That is quite possible. They can still get away with the 100% chicken breast claim doing it that way, it doesn't matter how many it's from as long as it's breastmeat.

@GeneralJod0001 @Mr_JamesWatt @LidlGB I don’t think these are actually from a whole breast either, will be formed quarter pounders using chicken breast pieces that could be from several birds. Hence the price point.

Dear @LidlGB Please explain why I have found a bone in something made of 100% chicken breast?? Many thanks,

@kazzaloveslife 🎵 I like them unfertilized 🤣🤣

How do you like your eggs in the morning 🎶

Is this true ladies? 😂🤣😂🤣

@Hookademus @Mr_JamesWatt @LidlGB I thought it might have. It doesn't affect statutory rights though 🤣🤣

@GeneralJod0001 @Mr_JamesWatt @LidlGB Yes.. can see it in the right which is conveniently,squashed up for the picture opportunity.

@Louisthe_fallen @stargazeruk7

@stargazeruk7 What if it's a gay ghost?

@celtic_jaime 80s, but I'm not coming back.

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@solar_ric I feel attacked 🤣🤣

@solar_ric Just imagine the sounds from that threesome. "To me" "To you" "Oh God" "To me" "To you" "Ooh" "To me"...

@MattCas04807118 Amazing when you can get into them. Sometimes, the tin opener just says no. My brother once destroyed the kitchen bin lid with one after spending an hour and a half trying to open it 🤣🤣

Pies in a tin.👏👏 Amazing cuisine….

@Eaglesward @otokyo__ Would the truffle shuffle be okay, I can do that 🤣🤣

@otokyo__ Kill it with a shuffle if you have one

As the man of the house, what’s your next move…

@otokyo__ If Harry Potter ain't available, my next move is to another house.

@mask_bastard It depends if The Noid turns up or not 🤣🤣

How do you rank the pizza chains?

@1PercentClubITV Crocodile.

Can you crack it before the comments do? #The1PercentClub

@TrumpsHurricane Drugs. He'd be doing drugs.

Tomorrow will be 6 years since George Floyd’s Death. What do you think he would be doing now if he were still alive ??