DrKrieger🍊🥛
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DrKrieger🍊🥛
@GeneralKrieger
Physician for the Legion, Empire & Enclave | Fitness, Food, Fumo | Dog & Fox fan | Jack of all traits, master of none.




The andor show is old and tired, man in his late 60s writing extended didactic monologues from another time for tired actors to read out. It is the Labour Party of the 70s & 80s in prestige TV gloss.



We need more stories like Andor, not just because it's good, but because right wing idiots hated it so much, they are still coming up with hilarious new contrarian takes to this day because they can't grapple with their own ideology being represented as ultimate evil.


Girls are allowed to eat a lot because it’s cute



We need more stories like Andor, not just because it's good, but because right wing idiots hated it so much, they are still coming up with hilarious new contrarian takes to this day because they can't grapple with their own ideology being represented as ultimate evil.



Here's a crazy idea: it's possible for Andor to be genuinely great television (which I would contest, but just for the sake of argument) and still be a terrible Star Wars show. Those two things aren't mutually exclusive you know.




The reason Andor is aging poorly for me is because I realized the Empire is insanely incompetent in the show and it ruins the whole "actually evil serious threat" thing In the prison Cassian was through in there were a total of like 30 guards in the entire complex, which was a vital slave labor source for the most important industrial project the Empire was undertaking The Empire sent more soldiers to antagonize Ferrix during Aunt Petunia's funeral because they are mustache twirling saturday morning villains instead of a serious entity






Having a flat White




Star Wars Andor fans are, at heart, perpetual tweenage adolescents who are embarrassed at still liking a kid’s property, want to be treated like Serious Intellectuals, and so they turn to the Shadow the Hedgehog version of the story that’s clearly embarrassed of its origins.





















