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The moment I open my eyes I'm craving something with Chipotle Tobasco sauce.

@ManUtd I hate that they're using GNev as the narrator.

This is your future. Your home. Your United. #MUFC

@kajorspappi @Coullence @GhanaYesu_ @FabrizioRomano Palmer and Jesus I'm guessing. But it's irrelevant, because city wouldn't take Palmer or Jesus over Haaland, even In his current form. Pep is a great but this pivotal moment in his career will prove if he is the 🐐 or not.

@Coullence @GhanaYesu_ @FabrizioRomano And that’s who and who?🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

🔵👀 Erling Haaland: “Pep Guardiola won the Premier League six times in seven years. We will never forget that, he will find the solutions”. “We still believe in Pep, and we have to work harder than ever right now”.

@FootySuperTips 12 pts

- Ipswich (A) - Everton (H) - Arsenal (A) - Nottingham Forest (H) - Man City (A) - Bournemouth (H) How many points will Rúben Amorim get in his first six Premier League games?

@Rainmaker1973 I did air violin and got gassed after 30 seconds.

Pirates of the Carribbeans [📹 yeonah_kim_violin]

@joelhendricks1 @ManUtd Who do you want in his place.

Sack this poes @ManUtd

@UtdEIIis People say his good for his age, fuxk that, the boy is good for a 27years. At 17 he is phenomenal.

@TheJoeySwoll The update I had no idea I wasn't waiting for

Justice has been served. #BANNED

@FabrizioRomano I'll take your left foot if you're not up for the challenge

🚨⚠️ Bernardo Silva: “The schedule is completely crazy. We've just received the news that we only have one day off for the English League Cup game”. "We’ll probably play every three days for months. It's been absolutely absurd”. “In the Champions League, if you don't qualify for the round of 16 you still have to play two more games. It's true that the squads are bigger, but I'm not going to say that it's easy”. “It hasn't been easy. I spend very little time with my family and friends. The amount of games we're subjected to is absolutely absurd”, said via Record.

@InternetH0F Underreaction.

Was this an overreaction? 😭

@PicturesFoIder Gratuity is given after the service has been rendered. Tip happens before services rendered. Apparently "tip" means, To Improve Performance. So if you want top service give the waiter a tip beforehand and you'll get better service.

This restaurant covered up the "no tip" option with a sticker to "force" you tipping

@gunsnrosesgirl3 I would've just dunked the bucket in the river.

Making a water pump twitter.com/visualfeastwan…

@utdcynical @TenHagEra Username checks out.

@TenHagEra Weghorst was MASSIVE too

Said it a million times but Zirkzee is actually MASSIVE😭😭

@cain_razin @iamnot_elon You're only punishing yourself.

@ForemanErik @ogbonz @stylebender Grown ass men idolizing anime characters is corny af. Him and MVP in the same category of corny af fighters.

Chama 🗿

@amolayinkah @FightHaven A 6 piece and a soda

Mayhem in Madrid @StanSportAU

It's frustrating af watching Garnacho play,I can't imagine how Hojlund must feel. Both Antony and Garnacho just want to shoot, zero desire to set up the striker @ManUtd

@UnitedStandMUFC Always shying away from a challenge, as in, dropped down the pecking order, and suddenly, the slump we've witnessed has turned into an illness and will probably miss the next few weeks. See you in the new year rashes

🚨 Marcus Rashford missed today's training through illness and is a doubt for tomorrow's game against Bournemouth. #mufc

@FootySuperTips Bunch of overpaid, ungrateful wastemen in the dressing room..

◾️ David Moyes lost the dressing room ◾️ Louis van Gaal lost the dressing room ◾️ Jose Mourinho lost the dressing room ◾️ Ole Gunnar Solskjær lost the dressing room ◾️ Ralf Rangnick lost the dressing room ◾️ Erik ten Hag has lost the dressing room There's a pattern...

@Hitman_Daz @Utd_nico @UtdTransferr I'm glad at least one person gets the reference. It's actually quite disappointing only one person got it.

@GenerickRose @Utd_nico @UtdTransferr How long for them sausages Charlie

Sheikh jassim has won the race for English club Manchester United 🇶🇦🚨 announcement will be in the coming days or weeks🇶🇦