Newgene🧬🧬

The older I get, the more I appreciate quiet smoke sessions and less drama.🌿🌿💨

How long have you been smoking weed?

How does it feel smoking at your age right now 🍃🌬️

I want three wives: one to raise my kids, one overseeing my finances, and one for my personal fulfillment.

Can we stop abandoning people the moment they become complicated, intense, uncertain, grieving, overwhelmed, inconvenient, or emotionally difficult to understand?

losing y'all best players is goofy asf 💀

The older version of me is either going to be very proud or very disappointed. Because the risk I’m taking next is wild.

stop pretending to be a lover boy. that’s not you, Mr. lustful, broke loser.

If she can’t control you, she’ll just replace you

If you know how easy women are with men they actually like, you'll never chase a woman playing Hard-to-get.

The more "informed" you feel, the less capable of thinking you become.

Best thing I did this year was accept that whatever happens, happens, it's ok. Life goes on...

IT'S IMPORTANT TO REMEMBER THAT YOUR GOAL IS TO DO WELL, NOT TO CONVINCE OTHER PEOPLE THAT YOUR DOING WELL.

“Damn, bruh is a beast. Tag who can win bruh in combat🥊”

At this point I’m not buying weed again till next year 🌿😂

smoking with an avoidant is funny because you'll learn more about their childhood, fears, dreams, family drama, and life philosophy in one session than you would in six months of normal conversation. Then they'll wake up the next day acting like none of it happened.

Me: " we going rounds tonight baby. Me after first round:

I’m a shy lil freak 😭😂 don’t ask me, just make it happen. 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

She is not texting you because she has no other options. She’s texting you because she chose you over all those other options. Don’t be naive.

Some of the people I disliked the most on first meeting ended up becoming my closest friends. Who else can relate?

Why are men so obsessed with sex? They will destroy their marriages. Hurt their families. Burn down their entire careers. Too chase the cootchie. Why?