GeniusAtTheBar

IF you have a great idea, something that'll energize you, something you're passionate about, something that will get you out of retail... just do it. It's my Kickstarter's last day, and we DESTROYED our goal. kickstarter.com/projects/taint…

Well, friends! Two years in the making, and over a year of silence from me, and it's finally done! Holy shit that was a lot of work.... #kickstarter #game kickstarter.com/projects/taint…

One of the best ways to leave the fruit stand is to think up your own thing. I’ve spent the last year thinking up a lot, and here’s one of em. Let me know if I can provide you with some advice on how to bail too ;) protestingisnotacrime.com

Hey folks. It's been a while. I did a thing, though. Take a look :) kickstarter.com/projects/jdani…

@TrueNPP Angela thought it was more important to sink R&D money into plaid tote bags so you can take it to the beach. We spent all our money and good ideas on the BeachPod, which didn’t come to fruition, and solely caused the launch delay. SAD. #todayatapple #ivemadebetterjokessorry

HomePod Sales might be doing better if: 1) Siri wasn’t useless 2) AirPlay 2 was available to pair them 3) They had an Apple Music incentive when you buy a HomePod (increase potential subscribers and HomePod owners. 2-for-1)

#Apple has the most #Rude fucking #TechSupport #Ever... I'm so #PISSED with #SAM and that other motherfucker they put on the phone. Both of these #LOWLIFES hung up with an #ATTITUDE ! #FUCKAPPLE

In case you’ve been wondering what evil I’ve been working on... twitter.com/ftcgame/status…

@mcguired @TrueNPP The misc screw bin is also called the discard container.

@TrueNPP This is part of the reason we had a misc. screw bin in the GR. Of course, they took that away and told us to order new screws when needed. Then we are questioned about why we didn't send the repair to Depot in the first place.

*Drops computer screw on the Repair Room floor* *Disappears into the the ether, never to be found again.* *Pulls out magnet and starts hovering it around like a metal detector hoping to pick up the correct dropped screw* Anyone else?

@Wyldhare This is a 2012. If it dies, it dies.

Best thing to do when you’re sick? Work on a project in the jacuzzi tub while drinking fancy saké #todaynotatapple

Hot saké life hack #geniusattheBAR #Drinking #booze

@pzspecialagent Open book, answer questions. Don’t forget to keep 8 styrofoam cups full of water on the bench at all times while wearing a fleece.

@aussiek @Apple

Hey @Apple sitting here in the #manhattanbeach store over 39 minutes past my Appointment time . Still waiting at the #GeniusBar for some to talk to us. Little help !

Tell Sylvia and Mort that just have "one more question" or pull out a 2nd or 3rd device they didn't have an appt for. We don't run long because of our techs. Trust me. twitter.com/dgk1969/status…

Any of you rocking the square-bodied 30” cinema displays still? This fucking aspect ratio is on point and I miss this height in the wide screen formats. #mineisbigger

@ExpertlyFR @lizasaurusrex1 DM me if you wanna chat. I tell shitty jokes and talk a lot, but I tend to have a positive outlook. A laugh can go a long way.

@lizasaurusrex1 I appreciate the tip, I’m just so stressed and am at my breaking point.

Life is such a bitch, I’m not suicidal but would perfectly content to just drop dead right now. Or if someone came to and put a gun to my head I’d not beg for my life. Everyone keeps telling me about Concern, but that’s not going to make the problems go away. I give up.

@Wyldhare I'm glad you asked! Short Twitter-sized explanation: Every game that can have a winner, must have losers. My idea is called Face the Consequences. Do the math ;-) Long-form answer on the reddit post! reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…

I created an expansion pack you can add to ANY party game. This is not an April Fool's joke. Ask me anything! reddit.com/r/IAmA/comment…