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How to get girls out of your league! #dating x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@AcervoCharts Like I’ve always said guys, women don’t know what we want. Sticking around even friendzoned works !

Mulher decide se casar com o melhor amigo após perceber que ele tinha tudo o que procurava em alguém: “Percebi que ele preenchia todos os requisitos pelos quais eu orava.”

Why you need 3 different standards to find mother, wife and girlfriend‼️#datingadvice

@BahityaRonaldo I always wonder why guys r obsessed w my feet😂

Jude Bellingham with his beloved girlfriend ❤️

@MurrayHillGuy1 FAKE NEWS🥺

She said yes 💍

@MurrayHillGuy1 What is it abt couples and their obsession with farmers market?

Day 1 of being a wife guy in NYC: 8:00 AM — Walking to get matcha. 8:02 AM — Wifey points at the guy still wearing sunglasses from last night. 8:03 AM — We both silently judge him. 8:04 AM — Realize that used to be me every Saturday. 10:30 AM — Random Farmers market. 11:30 AM — Gym session 1:00 PM — “Let’s just walk.” (7.4 miles later…) 5:00 PM — Target against my will. 7:00 PM — Dinner in west village. 9:30 PM — In bed, very happy

How can YOU find the right compatible Ferrari women for your current chapter! So you can hugely improve your dating life! #DatingAdvice

@ryanmichler 😂what is this obsession over sourdough bread, it doesn't taste good!

I want a woman who: Loves to bake sourdough bread, decorate the house, sing in the shower, and homeschool her children. Instead, I find women who: Love to lift weights, shoot guns, train jiu-jitsu, and climb the corporate ladder. If I wanted to compete with my woman over masculinity, I’d just marry a dude.

@MomsPostingLs Lots of my girl friends are actively seeking drama in dating

Reality shows are a red flag

@WomenBeingAwful Exactly why men should avoid women who claim traveling as a hobby

Oh... Anyways.

@DrDebraSoh s3x to men is like drinking water, s3x to women is like having a dessert. s3x to us Gen Z is like scrolling others eating and reviewing the foods.

Gen Z’s sexless trend is a disgust response to Millennials’ hook-up culture.

@itswords_ 🙋🏼‍♀️ME!

@WestsideLAGuy 🙋🏼‍♀️If this girl has a rich powerful dad who can help with their careers, then guy A took a huge L! Guy B is winnermaxing!

Question for the ladies to get a sense of how well they understand the male mind and intersexual dynamics. A girl goes out with two guys: A and B. The following is the outcome. Guy A: first date, casual drinks, fun flirty conversation, nothing serious, she goes home with him after a few hours, they have sex. They hook up one more time after that (no date, she comes straight over to his place). Then it just dies out. Guy B: first date is dinner at a decent restaurant, they talk for hours. she opens up about her personal life, dreams, hopes, they have a ton in common. Just a kiss on the cheek after the date. They then go on multiple dates afterwards, each date is pretty nice, long, lot of planning and money spent by the guy. On these dates, there's strong emotional connection and vulnerability. But she just does light makeout at most, nothing beyond that physically. She tells guy B that she sees him as a potential husband and wants to take it slow. Now, here's the twist. Guys A and B are friends and while talking, they realize that they went out with the same girl (guy A went out with her just a few months before Guy B did). They share their experiences of what happened with the girl. Upon hearing everything, one of these guys ends up becoming jealous of the other's experience with the girl while the other one feels pity for his friend. Question: which one of these two guys was jealous and why? And yes, there is a correct answer here.

@ywomendeservles Cus girls want to turn a guy who can attract many women to only choose her, so she feel less empty in her drama seeking head

@chaotichermes You’re so wrong abt women! Most women are biologically designed to be not into s3x! Loving a guy doesn’t mean we want to sleep with him!

Sluts are naturally more submissive, captivated by masculine energy, they want to be a housewife type until they eventually get too damaged. Modern day virgins, especially the ones who are 21+, have extremely high standards and are naturally less submissive. If a woman sees a man she genuinely wants there is 0% chance she’d be able to control herself and not sleep with him. I’ve only seen one exception and it is if their father is extremely protective that he doesn’t let their daughter meet with any men.

@usuallypregnant 🙋🏼‍♀️I always know that whenever girls steal my ex, it’s cus these girls were obsessed with me!

Does this really happen???

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’d probably pay more out of hinge 😂

POV: you just saw the love of your life…

@SterlingWest Me?

Notable women I’ve dated this year - 20yo college girl - sugar momma who let me drive her Ferrari - hot triathlete - corporate finance baddie But there is still only one I yearn for.

POV: Why Spanish, Argentinian, French and English women break up with you 🇪🇸🇫🇷🇦🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿! Just my self-directed self-acted funny skit about dating FIFA women😂! #dating

@ReavisSpankman 🤣Imagine if her fiancé put up:“Last taco 🌮 I’ll ever toggle!”

I’d rather kill my self