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Genius
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I'm a genius, that's all I remember.
Katılım Haziran 2023
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I don’t say Amen when people I help financially pray for me. I do believe if the prayer was working, it could have worked for you.
Is this pride or is it valid?
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Men are so fine that women have to use makeup to keep up.
I’m in church now and every lady I see is wearing makeup, while the men are showing their natural faces.
If you’re a man, appreciate yourself, you are the real deal and the true image of God.
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@Prestigious_Gt A rich man has lots of options and sins by choice. A poor man could sin due to persuasion from limited choices.
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Who is more likely to sin more:
A rich man or A poor man?
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Good question. BRB
LERRY@_AsiwajuLerry
Nigerian to Nigerian: What is the way forward in this country?
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@elliot_solution Do you believe the current map in circulation is the original geographical view of the world?
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Simple, everywhere looks the same when you're in the middle of a desert.
The wind covers your footprints overnight also.
So in order for the travelers to not get lost, they sleep within the circle which serves as a compass, with their walking sticks pointing towards the direction they are headed, so once they wake up they continue in the direction the stick is pointing.
There might be other reasons but this is what a friend who once tried to enter Europe through the desert shared as an experience.
Isabella@IsabellaAmara1
Can someone explain why some people draw a circle around themselves when they sleep in the desert?
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@DreyxStudios Have no idea, but e no go bad if you find her something, perharps, buy am malt and milk.
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Funnily enough, yesterday, i gave out my clothes to the dry cleaning woman without having any means to pay yet. I told her about my current financial status and she was like: "Don't worry, if I wash your cloth, an unexpected money will touch your account this evening."
I wasn't doubtful and at the same time, I tried to convince her that, peradventure sudden money no later do gbim for my account, she's gonna munch on a chunk of patience niyen ooo. Still, she was still assurimg me with confidence that money will drop and I should just have faith.
Around 8pm, I was telling my roommate that, this woman that prophesied that money will drop dey gba oooo.😂
Meanwhile I have already received a credit alert since 5:37pm which I wasn't aware of because I wasn't expecting any money yet. It was when I received a debit alert from google I knew it had become 200k+ richer for N500.
Is this a coincidence or the woman's prophecy actually came to pass?🤔
Abdulrauf Idris@DreyxStudios
I had nothing in my main account and I had 5k left in my opay this evening. Out of the 5k, I refilled my cooking gas and bought bread as egg dey house naw. If I perish, I perish.😂 Omo! Naso I shockingly received a debit alert of N1900 for my google drive storage subscription in my main account in the middle of the night. I was like: How una dey debit N1900 from N500?😂 That's how I rushed to check my account. Lo and behold, I saw N200k+ sitting prettily in my account. I quickly opened my other WhatsApp to check my this my client message because I can recognize his handiwork when I see one. Dear client, God bless you for me once again.🙏
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A nigerian journalist was getting too close to a story that would implicate the military president and his wife in drug trafficking.
The military intelligence called him in for questioning.
Two days later they called his house to confirm he was home.
40 minutes after that call a parcel arrived at his door.
It was marked “From the Commander in Chief.”
His young son brought it to him at the breakfast table.
Giwa the journalist said “this must be from the President” and tried to open it.
It exploded on his lap. 💔
His last words on the way to hospital were “they have got me.”
He died at 39.
Nobody has been convicted 39 years later.
The man suspected of delivering the bomb later became Military Governor of Lagos State.
💀🇳🇬
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@DiobenClinton How much do you think could set this structure up bruv?
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She don see my post ,she even dey confidently dey argue with me.😭😭💔
SOMTO@somtodeyforyo
Bro person swap from 15 pro max & added 250k on top to get 16,all she could say is "16 is higher than 15 pro max, he even tried for me with price", it's always a woman in this kind of dūmbass settings, I no fit argue with am ong.😭
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No matter how many women you attract now, the one you messed up with back when you didn't know any better still hits different. That regret stays with you.
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God go punish the boy in red shirt😭😂😂
MRR ADDY @vibewithmraddy
low quality videos are goated fr😂😂💔
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I love my state.
I want to spend a day in Obiagu or Uwani. There's something my heart is telling me.
KeneGraphy🦍📸🖤@UgwuKenechukw10
There’s always a story to tell in Enugu #shotonandriod
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