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Can we do a thread of what you ordered and what you got? Temu edition. Please quote. Don't air me.

“Everywhere will shutdown on the 1st of August, I wish there is somewhere I can go & pay for a public holiday so everyone can be at home & celebrate Peller & Jarvis, i want to buy a house in ikoyi as a gift for my wedding but cuz of the flood I’ll just get the house in the UK” —-Peller reveals 🗣️

JUST IN: President Tinubu has approved the rebuilding of the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway using strong concrete instead of asphalt. Concrete roads last longer, need fewer repairs, and can handle heavy trucks better, making travel safer and smoother.

2face links up with his ex wife in the club and they were seen kissing and hugging each other while they vibe to his songs

If I become president, all fried plantain eaters will first do jail

Just look at what my gender married💔💔, the wife sent a message last week that we should beg the husband to start up a business for her that she is so broke, ever since she got married she use rag for her period, she can’t afford a pad and her husband will never get her one. He buys everything in the house down to maggi, he intentionally kept his wife. We reached out to the man here is his response 👇 Now in old age you expect this woman to look after him?

You'll have N5 million and Twitter investors would be advising you to lock it up in Piggyyvest, mmf on interest of 18% per annum. That'll yield you N900,000 at the end of the year and N75,000 every month. Very rubbish something. How can you be comfortable getting just N75,000 monthly on a N5 million investment. Instead of that, Go to any busy market within your town. Secure a shop. Go straight to Dangote cement and order for a trailer load. As at today, the factory price is N11,700. And there's 300 bags in a trailer load. That's a total of N3,525,000. And they will deliver it cost-free to anywhere you are in Nigeria. When the cement arrives, you can sell at N12,750 and within a month you can finish one trailer load and make N3,825,000. That'll give you a profit of N300,000 in just that month. And the interesting thing is that you may not even need to be there. Get a salesgirl and only come around to take stock records. Within a year, you have N3.6 million Naira profit and a huge portion of your N5 million capital is still untouched. Everything no be Piggyyvest and MMF. That's for lazy investors.

Another view of VeryDarkMan arriving in Ibadan this morning and making his way to Osun state….. Omoh, see motion✨🙌🏼

For every lawyer that insists on 10% there’s another that will do it for 0.5% That’s why I love free market

The kaftan/clothing business has filled up. If you want to start a business, look into other things.

“Nobody when nor fit buy 3rd hand bugatti then upgrade am with china kit. make he try buy bombardier PJ first before he go fit follow us talk” 😂😂😂 — Cubana Chiefpriest aka ‘MONEY NA WATER’ shades burna boy for buying a used Bugatti and calling it one of one 😭😹🤣