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@GeoffBoyardee

Seasoned observer of human interplay, both fair and foul

Katılım Haziran 2007
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As some of you know, I teach ESL in the evening and on my days off. I also teach financially fragile students for free. Please feel free to DM me or comment below if you'd like to sponsor their fees or if you'd like details about my classes. I currently have four slots left.
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Rs 5,000 raised; Rs 43,860 left. Payment can also be made directly to the vendor at: 0300-311-07-36 Easypaisa Zafarullah jamro Please send me a screenshot of any payments so that I can keep track of them. Thankyou ❤️
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Folks, my rescues and fosters at my little animal orphanage, Charlie's Home, are desperately in need of funds for food. The outstanding bill is Rs 48,860. Please help me clear this bill; my furbabies and I will be very grateful 🙏 A/c details: 0334-132-63-12 Sadapay Urooj Zia
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Folks I need a huge favour, please. Can you lend me Rs 35k for a month, please? I'm short on essential meds; saara budget hospitalisation ki wajah sey fuck hogya hae. I will be eternally grateful for assistant🙏
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at: 0300-311-07-36 Easy paisa Zafarullah jamro Please send me a screenshot of any payments so that I can keep track of them. Thankyou ❤️
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🆘️ ASSISTANCE REQUIRED 🆘️ Folks, on account of prolonged hospitalisation, I am again short on funds for food for my foster furbabies. Attached here is the current outstanding bill. Any & all assistance will be gratefully accepted. Payment can be made directly to my vendor
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Dawar B.@thelahorewala·
Absolutely moronic claims continue. The VIIRS instrument is used to capture infrared radiation from heat as a result of combustion on land. This is used to capture forest fires, crop burning and similar events. A nuclear signature is Gamma radiation, and FIRMS does not track it.
Gayatri (BharatKiBeti)@changu311

⚡️The Nur Khan strike, on Pakistan's nuclear installation, was so strong that even NASA picked up its heat signature.

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OhChiefestAndGreatestOfCalamities@mustyoumustard·
While we celebrate our 'wins' it's time to think about the abject failure of civil leadership. No comms, no drills, you'd be forgiven for forgetting who the CM of Punjab even is. Nothing from the GoP number that's always wasting public funds on stupid 'say no to corruption' smses
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Jasir Shahbaz@LahoreMarquez·
Sir how many rafales have we lost. Air chief: Yes
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Uzi@GeoffBoyardee·
Decided to get scrubs for work, because regular clothes are just not going to cut it. Why the fuck are scrubs so expensive, though?! The cheapest ones are Rs 4k - Rs 6k each, what the actual fuck?!
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📣 AAJ KI TAAZA KHABAR 📣 ✳️ I landed my dream job today ✳️ 🚨 That is all 🚨
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@musicncode Thankyou thankyou! ❤️
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Maximus Praximus Prime, warrior, recent parvo survivor (thankyou, Pets Care Animal hospital BTK! ❤️) is back to using both his braincells to plot his takeover of the world
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quality, and quantity can be defined by you 👍 🌟 Don't get mad; get even 🌟 📩 DM to place orders (2/2)
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🌟 BE PETTY: SEND POOP ANONYMOUSLY TO YOUR NEMESIS 🌟 As many folks know already, I usually have a 🙌 surplus 🙌 of 😺 cat 🐈 and 🐶 dog 🐕 poop 💩 I can send / post 📫 them anonymously on your 🫵 behalf to your nemesis 😈 (for a flat fee 💰 of Rs 5,000.) The type, (1/2)
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Uzi@GeoffBoyardee·
Rs 5,000 raised; Rs 7,000 left. Make a donation directly into the clinic's account (details below) and send me a screenshot so that I can keep track of payments. Thankyou! ❤️ Please RT for reach 🙏
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Hello folks! I'm fostering a rescued mama cat whose kittens have been weaned and who is constantly trying to escape and go outside. She urgently needs to be spayed. The cost is Rs 12k, but I can't cover this on my own at the time. Donations can be sent directly to the vet at:

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