George Bass

Cheers to @theipaper for interviewing me and sorry to anyone I upset by mentioning high prices and heroin. inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyl…

@BBCLondonNews Licensed bouncer and first responder who reacts to A4A alerts. Best duress code I’ve seen. Guidance should be automatically included on smartphones, like that U2 album.

BBC undercover footage shows staff at venues failing to respond when an "Ask for Angela" safety request is made. #AskforAngela #londonnightlife #londonbars #london #bbcnews

@alicelowe The best romantic time travel film since Lorraine smashed Biff over the head with a dress box.

sorry I have died but it's not going to stop me promoting the digital release of my film Timestalker today 11th November tv.apple.com/gb/movie/times… 🐦❤️👻

@mrjimBob You sure it wasn’t Beckenham?

Lovely evening in Chatham. Thanks for coming.

Contains cannibal teddy bears, Keanu Reeves, radioactive pensioners, @GhibliUSA and cartoon dogs so disturbing that even Scrappy-Doo wouldn’t fight them.

Reckon nothing can spook you after Halloween and the election? Get ready for cartoon rabbits. I wrote about the re-release of Watership Down and other traumatising animated films (including @ScarredForLife2 favourite When the Wind Blows) for @BFI. bfi.org.uk/lists/10-great…

Please repost for all the paramedics and ambulance staff who are working this evening We really could not be more grateful you are out there

@mrjimBob You wake up in the morning, you've got to read all the Sunday papers, the kids are running round, you've got to mow the lawn, wash the car, and you think "Sunday, bloody Sunday!"

What's your favourite misheard Jim Bob lyric?

Those three little words - far more chilling than any Goth I’ve seen in Whitby today

@mrjimBob Is that the follow-up to Knightsbridge Over Troubled Water?

It’s not exactly the Graham Norton Show but needs must when you’ve got a book to sell carterusmstore.com/jim-bob/lyricb…

@Stevevolkwriter Look and listen. Arrive alive.

Please don't blame me for your own gullibility. He isn't real.

As @Stevevolkwriter told @newscientist: ‘Technicians were standing in Broadcasting House, looking up at the big screens in reception, saying “Bloody hell, what is going on in Studio One?”’ newscientist.com/article/234471…

Happy Halloween to everyone preparing for #NationalSeance2024. To anyone who isn’t: here’s how @Stevevolkwriter and @lesleyamanning made @Ghostwatch, the TV show so scary it caused the armed forces to shit their trousers. amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…

@nesky999 Now there’s some good news. Could’ve done with that in the red briefcase today.

@GeorgeBas5 They got in touch today - looks great - Oscars long list no less :)

The amazing Wojtek the bear has been front page news all day :) just a reminder there are still tickets left @albanytheatre bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@nesky999 Have been waiting so long it feels like hibernation: youtu.be/W2Er-xDtXnw

And here’s some actual footage of Sue’s dad - Corporal Gasior - with Wojtek - he’s the one on the motorbike - not wrestling m.youtube.com/watch?v=ASiXlE…

@chakrabortty Should I hold off getting the yacht?

Outlook for growth slightly better for the next cpl of years then pretty disappointing

@mrjimBob If you give him £250 you can get an amulet that stops airstrikes.

He'll be dressed in kaki, carrying a rifle before the year is over.

@Ghostwatch @RoyalAlbertHall @Ghostbusters

Who you gonna call? @RoyalAlbertHall #ghostbusters

40 years ago, a bodybuilder from the future killed three punk astronomers and made history. How @JimCameron and @Schwarzenegger made The Terminator (best enjoyed with this by @BVLSingler: bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…)

Happy 20th birthday GTA:SA. Here’s to another two decades of hot-wiring combine harvesters.

Where can you steal trains, eat pizza until you throw up and then bike-jump onto a skyscraper? In a video game that turns 20 tomorrow. I wrote about Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas from @RockstarGames for @BFI. bfi.org.uk/features/grand…