George Cooper Sr.

— George Cooper pulls up to #parodytwt

"I NEED BRISKET, NOW."

@Larger_l5 "George Cooper, football coach. nice to meet you too."

@GeorgeCooperYS Oh god.. a Texan. [ he clears his throat ] well nice to meet you, I'm Shuichi Kitaoka, attorney at law.

"well, look at that. there's boobies on my phone."

"brisket. ain't nothin' like it."

But i still bought that burger for like 5 dollars... Looks like i have to munch on this.. I hope ice king was telling the truth about arbys...

OH MY GLOB THAT THING LOOKS GIANT AND NASTY!!! x.com/WarriorofOOO/s…

@ULTR4STRAYM0DE "sure did."

YOU LIVED????

@Diopon_Witch @MacetiaPrincess "coulda handled our situation on my own, but hey, at least somebody's lookin' out."

@MacetiaPrincess @GeorgeCooperYS id like to sincerely apologize. I have enough to deal with, I was not familiar with George Cooper's game. I have a strange amount of respect for him.

a case that never sat right with me...

@Larger_l5 "ain't nothin' more than a Texan who loves football and brisket."

@GeorgeCooperYS who the hell are you

@RoyaltysEmpress "this internet thing Sheldon kept tellin' me about is providin' me with a lot of fun stuff."

‘ ‘ Excuse me. . . ? ‘ ‘

@beastofbraxton "i can assure you i don't know what you're talkin' about."

[ ... i know what you've done, Cooper. ]

@Ragy445 "now we're talkin'."

@GeorgeCooperYS Fine 10k

— George Cooper pulls up to #parodytwt

@DenjisBodyGuard "don't know what you're talkin' about."

@GeorgeCooperYS hey…! didn’t you murder your son?

@Ragy445 "if ya really wanted that hedgehog gone i don't see why that wouldn't be higher."

@GeorgeCooperYS How is 300

@RaditzRunt1 // been there, done that. think i follow them actually

@GeorgeCooperYS // btw dude theres a sheldon parody account check it out

@dinobot647 "mow my lawn and maybe i'll consider it."

@GeorgeCooperYS Me grimlock want brisket

@0n0vii "at least someone thinks so."

@GeorgeCooperYS B0TH! Y0U H4VE F4NT4ST1C BR1SKET 4ND HUM0R!

@Ragy445 "name me an amount, and i'll tell ya if it sits right with me."

@GeorgeCooperYS How much you want

@hakureimaidener @TheP34k "i'll pay em a visit."

@GeorgeCooperYS "Hey, George Cooper! @TheP34k said your briskets are ABSOLUTE ASS"

@Ragy445 "for the right price."

@GeorgeCooperYS Can you turn sonic the hedgehog into a brisket for me

@Togoretasti1225 "they always did taste better when they fought back."

@GeorgeCooperYS You can try *Cracks knuckles*