George Plazomites

I spent the last two months scrolling through delivery apps and ordering fast food to figure out what the hell is going on with ghost kitchens: youtu.be/KkIkymh5Ayg (it’s 40 min so maybe make some food or play subway surfers on another tab)

I am currently in 2 of the top 4 movies on @netflix right now. One as a character named Boner and one as a character named Skidmark. Comedy is still alive.

I have some bad news for everyone. There will be... MORE VIDEOS. That one that caused a commotion was just stuff that got cut from the prologue of my course. If we're going to have a full discussion about clean code and perf, well, buckle up because I can do that all month.

I’m at the intersection of art and technology and it’s terrible

Fox reporter: Other than breaking things, and violently breaking into the Capitol, and if you ignore a woman was shot, "there's no vandalism taking place" like in "BLM demonstrations." He says he's just repeating what people told him, but why repeat what's obviously bullshit?

Headlines will say "Jack Dorsey donates $1 billion" and I want everyone to know that's not what he's doing. He's putting $1 billion into a company that's gonna be a part of the privatization of services the government should provide. It's gonna be like the Gates foundation.

Now would be the perfect time for @truTV to FREE THE CHRIS GETHARD SHOW! They're never going to do anything with the episodes we made for them and the cult wants the full run. DO THE RIGHT THING AND STICK EM ONLINE!

Remember throughout this whole thing: Today's numbers are a snapshot of the efficacy of policies from two to three weeks ago and are in no way indicative of the efficacy of what we're doing today.

If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other. vox.com/2020/3/10/2117…

Man Crippled By Fear Of Failure As If It Hadn’t Already Happened trib.al/wNj2r0H

🖐🏻👨🏻🤚🏻 You have been visited by a lawyer with very normal, good sized hands. RT for good luck and big hands. #SunnyFXX

By popular demand, today at 12PM Pacific we will be trying (and almost certainly failing) to build TensorFlow on Windows. Come join the futility at twitch.tv/handmade_hero!

A majority of our seniors get most of their income from Social Security—less than $1,500 a month, on average. Washington lobbyists can spend that in one night on a fancy dinner! Tell me why we can give billionaires tax breaks but can't afford to expand Social Security.

@NoHatCoder @jeffandcasey The whole vr-on-a-cow reminds me of this obscure music video that scarred my childhood around 2001: youtube.com/watch?v=Hu4dTo…

@jeffandcasey Someone clearly took some inspiration from the Meatrix themeatrix.com

New Jeff and Casey Show episode for your Friday listening pleasure - prepare to enter The Mootrix: jeffandcaseyshow.com/jacs_0006_0003

I asked for a XIII but they drew a XXXI. #TheOffspring

@nailogical youtube.com/watch?v=hVIQ1v… Simply Nailogical à la place de Simply Nailogical.

In less than 1 hour, @SpeCialsc2 plays in the GSL Code S with ByuN, herO and Armani! The Bunker in 20 mins~

We are living in rare times, people. on.cc.com/2pqmXBT

Big news! I am sponsored by Lenovo! Unboxing of goodies: youtube.com/watch?v=kE_5qO… Giveaways: gleam.io/0YtHa/incontro… Super stoked! :)

Want to win awesome StarCraft II and DreamHack swag? Then check out the #DHATX17 Raffle! 😎 wcs.dreamhack.com/raffle/