George Sunga

@KomugishaPeace 😂😂

Yesterday I slept so early and a lot happened, now am trying to keep awake and nothing is happening😒😒am dozing even

Fvck Ena Coach. One minute you are on the road looking at the farm,next minute you are in the farm looking at the road

Even when they fight, they don’t neglect their responsibilities.

@polo_kimanii @evenmaina 😂😂😂

Hey @evenmaina are you attracted to me ama ni jokes? Juu unanipea mixed signals tangu 2021. Your whatsapp number you gave me hasnt been online since October 2024. Ni nini mbaya aki mtoto wetu. Kama unitakangi you just say it,sisi ni watu wazima

The Secret Service was trained with maximum efficiency… But in the end, Agent 0047 still managed to read the file.

@ismah2013 @shestomi 😂😂😂😂

@shestomi Why not? There is gallery allocated for jobless people.

Can I just go to the court to listen to cases even if I am not related to any of the cases?

@KomugishaPeace 😂😂😂

You be on a gig of just 1m they take you to the basement for a hol year😳😳guys, for now let me resume to posting my bums🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽am the first born of my parents🙌🏽

Fabrizio 😎

Eno Nameere arrested… Eno AAA under house arrest…. simanyi canary and Sasha are back together where should we go banange

@JudyWagathigi @Itswambu1 😂

Effervescence was such a goated answer in the chemistry questions

@sum109 @Kubasteph @ankunda97 @NinyeTabz Oops..my bad. It’s a cold Saturday morning. We take long to think

@Kubasteph @ankunda97 @GeorgeSunga6 @NinyeTabz It’s disappointing how people don’t understand simple concepts! There was no point in revealing such details! People could lose their jobs 🤦🏾‍♀️

A staff from Stanbic Lugogo branch tells me that they’ve sometimes had to stay till after 9pm waiting for Nameere & others to make their premium/bulky transactions! Money is carried in/out in sacs! I am compelled to try to find some select bank statements and financial maps!

When a Crow feels sick, it goes to an Ant nest and deliberately disturbs it. The Ants get angry and start climbing on the Crow. But the Crow doesn't move. It stays still with its wings open. The Ants then spray formic acid on the Crow. This acid helps remove germs and fungi, like a natural medicine.

Wow

@sum109 @NinyeTabz So your issue is with privacy laws and not cash being carried in sacks or withdrawals being made after 9pm? Get serious

@NinyeTabz What stops authorities from squeezing your balls to tell them who that “Stanbic staff” is for breaching the privacy laws?

Security is very tight. She scans the environment like a pro.

My son’s School dropped a message in the WhatsApp group: "Dear parents, kindly note that the official school sweaters are available at only 260,000." …….ONLY??? I read it again to confirm there wasn't a decimal point hiding. Then I asked, "is it ABRYAN'S supplying the sweaters?" Because for 190k, this sweater must come with WiFi, DSTV and airtime. For a sweater that will be lost by third term & found being used as a goalpost? One parent says: "These sweaters must be sown by AAA." I said, "At this price, I want to rear the sheep the wool came from. Then admin sent a warning: "Let's keep the group respectful & focused." I said, "I am focused. I'm trying to understand if this sweater also teaches homework." The admin removed both that parent and I 😂

It makes sense now

🚨 Kylian Mbappé: “I don’t watch Arbeloa’s press conferences. At home I have French TV, not Spanish TV”.

@JB5ri @FabrizioRomano 😂😂😂😂

@FabrizioRomano Arbeloa after seeing this: its my fault i should’ve brought mbappe a spanish tv