George Pickering

“‘This town called malice, ooohh yeahhhh”

any Miley Cyrus cover is better than the original song — a Thread ✨

@GuinnessIreland wins the award for the worst Easter egg of all time. What is that?! Wasn’t even wrapped in foil or anything. Hardly an egg either. Mental 😂😭 #guinness #easteregg

Junkies round here always in a rush

@sparklingpiss Innit! My go to burger at 7 bone called ‘Prince Charles is over rated’ 😭

What an absolute failure #TheWickerMan was in Brighton tonight at Duke of Yorks. So many people walked out. Hope staff are okay! Crowd was pissseedddd off at the two hour intro that included spoilers! Mental.

This guy has summed up Arctic Monkeys perfectly 😂

This crowd for Arctic Monkeys in Argentina is crazy 🤯

I can confirm @GeorgeTheRocker is not dead. But anyway, @jjenas8 can we put you on standby?

@balddrummers Good. Didn’t want to drive back with no problems, next

We’re not having the best start to wedding season… 🤦‍♂️

@DalaiLama nonce

S club 6

@sparklingpiss Good luck!!

@sparklingpiss brilliant tweets today Riz. Only reason I go on this app

@sparklingpiss Hahaha