George Carter

Including Man Utd players, Mohamed Salah is the seventh-highest PL scorer at Old Trafford in the 2020s

Arsenal are closer to 10th than Liverpool

We scored at Anfield this season. You didn’t. Levels.

@RandoxOfficial @RandoxHealth I was due my next day pcr results by 23.59 on 7th Jan but still have not got them. I have an early flight tomorrow to Austria, please can you update me ASAP ??? - My URN is CN01072994.

@aom1601 @civileconomist1 @RandoxOfficial @RandoxHealth Yeah I'm the same have you heard anything?

@civileconomist1 @RandoxOfficial @RandoxHealth Have you got your results yet? I have a flight tomorrow and still expect for the result. They sent the e-mail that received my test at 3.15 am today 😭

Imagine if you watched Love Island tonight.

With all the Super League stuff going on... can we please also speak about the new Champions League format? More and more and more games, is no one thinking about us players? The new UCL format is just the lesser of the two evils in comparison to the Super League...

@NRLonNine @MikeBubbins @distantpod

JT gets absolutely stitched up! 😂💥 When an April Fool's prank gets executed to perfection. 🔥 Stream: 9now.app.link/fDm2mguqteb #9WWOS #NRL

@webster_scott @rodbishop15 @_DHOTYA

@rodbishop15 I was walking across Westminster Bridge shortly before this minding my own business, A girl leaned in front of me and shouted in my face "hashtag all men are trash". Sadly it doesn't seem to be about remembering Sarah at all

Just what you need after a hard day at work and facing a long commute home. Perfect advert for the new Police Bill. #westminsterbridge Nothing to do with #SarahEverard pure anarchy.

It took 45 days for 10% of the UK's adult population to receive a Covid vaccine dose. It's taken just 13 more days to hit 20%.

It’s a saying that a good referee you don’t notice at all during a game. There are some referees in England that make you forget which two teams playing

@Jamerzc Amen brother.

I've just had the craziest week Like a party bag of lies, booze and then deceit And I don't know why I want to voice this out loud It's therapeutic somehow So I'm moving to New York

When #covid is over I’m going to be the weird old guy in the corner of #O2propaganda covered in cheap lager, belting I’m moving to New York crying my fucking eyes out #thewombats

@TheLastLeg going both sides of the pond #dickrudy #dickhancock

@MikeBubbins watching the Katie Taylor fight after watching her doc because of @distantpod. Instead of getting on us to become paterons. Use your world famous negotiating on @EddieHearn?

@guardian_sport @nigetassell @tomfordyce

‘Never shoot with a wonky pea!’: meet the alternative world champions @nigetassell theguardian.com/sport/2020/oct…

@SteffGarrero is there an chance the doc can be known before @distantpod comes out? Otherwise I pause the pod watch it then continue it just takes longer.

@AnfieldRd96 You dont hear the phrase as much anymore but he'll never have to buy a drink in Liverpool

Divock Origi is set for leave. A bit sad but think it’s for the best.

Sure, sex is good, but have you ever taken a catch in the crowd while wearing a pair of aviators and sucking back a dart???? #😎🚬