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@mickitiki 🤣

It must suck to be that stupid.🤡

@Chicago_Daisy 😂

Hey, guy with hydration pack, two hiking sticks and North Face vest, my 5yo walked that trail yesterday wearing Crocs and carrying a naked Barbie. Relax. 🤣🤣

@BamaSaltyMarine 😂

My cousin announced he was transitioning to female, so I bought a gift to celebrate the moment. A T-shirt that says "May Contain Nuts." Yeah, I'm not invited to his house anymore!

@sizzle_sarah Because he’s that arrogant

Why would he think that? 🙃

@justmeagain34 🤣

My wife used to feed me alphabet soup and claimed that I loved it. I didn’t really, she was just putting words in my mouth.

@s_jessica82320 😂

💯 👇

@Soaringeagle45 Colter Shaw.

You’ve been kidnapped! The characters from the last show you watched is coming to save you… Who is coming to save you… Yellowstone cast for me 💪

@SrkflyK @Soaringeagle45 🤣

@Soaringeagle45 Gutfield, I'm screwed.

@robertalives smh 😣

Electric rates decreased. If you receive both electric supply and delivery from PG&E and use about 500 kilowatt hours (kWh) per month, your electric bill will decrease by about $5.14 per month. Oh goody, our bill will go down to $696.86!!

@kozfamc @DailyMail Fake.

@DailyMail The "nipples":

Secret double life of Kristi Noem's crossdressing husband Bryon: The pouting 'busty bimbo' photos and trove of explicit messages trib.al/bSrzpg7

Omg, unbelievable 😣

🙄 smh

@ThrillaRilla369 @Lorah89508505 Get rid of the Muslim not the dog.

If your Muslim neighbor says you must get rid of your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

🚨 BREAKING: Governor DeSantis is calling for the IMMEDIATE IMPEACHMENT of Judge Tiffany Baker. Judge Baker released a child rapist who was a KNOWN danger to society. While out on bail, the rapist tortured and killed a 5 year old little girl. Should she be impeached?

@MikeBales 😳

At dinner, a little boy was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. "Just pray for your family members, friends, neighbors, the poor, etc.," "Okay," stuttered the boy. "Dear Lord, Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream. Bless them so they won't come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's iPhone... And provide shelter for the homeless men who use Mom's room when Daddy is at work. Amen."

Secretary of State Marco Rubio just dropped a truth bomb: "If Europe won’t allow us to use the bases we man and fund for their defense when we need them, we ought to close them down and remove our troops from Europe!" We’ve been Europe’s bodyguard, landlord, and ATM for 80 years while they trash America and live rent-free off our military. No more freeloading. Time to pay the rent… or we’re changing the locks.

@BamaSaltyMarine 🤣

I knew this girl that was a stripper, she told me she was only stripping to feed her kids... But she wanted to cuss me out, when I put 6 cans of green beans on the stage! Some strippers are ungrateful!

@Soaringeagle45 🤣🤣🤣

A family walks into a hotel and the father walks up to the front desk and says, “I hope the porn channel is disabled”… The lady at the desk replies, “It’s just regular porn you sick SOB!!!”

Wow!!

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump is now considering using his Constitutional powers to END the Senate and House paid vacation to make them come back and fund DHS This would be EPIC! Article II, Section 3 grants Trump this special power. Make them WORK. Do it Mr. President! 🇺🇸