Giou Giou

@horexitoueater Claude

1200€; Πάτε καλά ρε μ@λάκες;

@MrWills96 Fake. First of all, Messi cannot create a sentence with more than 3 words if it's not football related.

🗣️‼️ Didier Drogba : " When Messi, I and some of the players did an ad for a beverage company before the 2010 World Cup, Messi met some people in a remote village in the African forest , played football with them, but in the end he said to me in a serious tone, "Didier, do you see that these people drink dirty water while we play for millions of euros?" The next day I heard from the company director that Messi donated his entire share of the ad to dig wells for the village and build a good hospital, school, playground and other things. The best thing is that he insisted on not mentioning his name in this donation. Six months later, Messi sent a doctor, an accountant and an engineer to the village to make sure that the money reached its owners and that the projects were actually built. Do you know the phrase that is still embedded in my mind to this day? On the plane back to South Africa, I asked him, "Why all this secrecy?" He gave me an answer I will never forget: "Because Africa doesn't need ads, it needs actions. And real actions don't need testimonials!" Messi's greatest goals were not scored in the goal, but in the hearts of those who do not know football! And whoever knows football will know that Messi is the best player in the history of football "

@khnh80044 So what is the ad about? A loan from a bank?

This is probably one of the best commercials I’ve ever seen ❤️👏

If you want to find the easiest way to complete a job, assign it to a lazy person

🙌 it's Friday it's Aldi day 🤸

😳🤣

@Beat_it_84 Ειναι κουκλίστικα, βγαινει απο το doll. Dollμαδακια

Γιατί λέγονται ντολμαδάκια και όχι ρολμαδακια αφου τα τυλίγουμε ρολό;

This has got to be the funniest video about the English language. For real English is crazy.

@Enezator My kid could never do this, so let's rule out the screen as a reason.

Apparently, taking away your kid’s screen time can lead to scenes like this unfolding. 😂📱🤣

@HowThingsWork_ I wanna see the video from the guy who received them.

A worker uses lubrication & body weight to force three tires into one. This saves shipping space therefore reducing costs.

They pranked bro so hard he thought his life was over 😭

@donald_duck555 @BlackSambucca81 Κατι μου λεει οτι τελικα θα μεινει

Σήμερα παραιτήθηκε από την δουλειά ένας τύπος από το λογιστήριο, ο μοναδικός που δεχόταν προσβολές από τους ανώτερους του, αυτός που δεχόταν την μεγαλύτερη πίεση και τις περισσότερες δουλειές. Τους έδωσε έναν μήνα διορία ώστε να βρουν αντικαταστάτη. Ο ορισμός του μαλακα

An actor who played a character so perfectly that nobody else could ever top it. GIFS ONLY.

@kapelas21 Παντως το βασικο ειναι να μας πεις σε τι λαδι τηγανιζονται. Σημασια δεν εχει ουτε το κοψιμο στο χερι ουτε αν βαλεις 10 πατατες παραπανω.

Για πείτε τώρα τιμή, κομμένη στο χέρι. Το δισκάκι είναι 25 πόντους 🤭🤭

@kapelas21 Αν εχουν κατω απο 15€ κατι υποπτο συμβαινει.

@kapelas21 12€

Μια μερίδα φρέσκιες πατάτες τηγανητές, πόσο πρέπει να την πληρώνετε στα μαγαζιά? Για πείτε, γιατί μάλωσα με έναν μαλκαααααααααα πρίν λίγο 😡

@Basil_Lucas @th4lis Ε τοτε θα κλεισει κοσμο

@Georgetraveller @th4lis Μέσω efood τα πουλάει ήδη. Είναι η κατηγορία "Ετοιμα Γεύματα".

Καλή δύναμη σε όσους έχουν μαγαζιά με μαγειρευτό φαγητό-πακέτο.

@otokyo__ Actually, you lose. This the bet theory, explained perfectly by Richard Dawkins

Dear atheist, What if, after you die, you find out that God is real all along? You lose.