Créme bru Gerry ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶

@chi_urbanist I don’t know why I treat tats like it’s something to taste

Spiritually I have a Chicago flag tattoo on my forearm

Does anyone wanna lend me money to buy and transform this into my home?

The Treasury just declared the U.S. insolvent. The media missed it. fortune.com/2026/03/23/us-…

the existence of hamburger mary does imply the existence of hamburger jesus and hamburger joseph

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc.

Fuck you, Mingo. I’m not helping you.

My boyfriend has never pissed in the shower and thinks it’s insane meanwhile I’ve pissed in every shower I’ve ever been in. Whos the normal one here

Crime is out of control in this city

@cruelangeltwink Depends on a few things on my list

Who wants to get married I need a husband

Sen. John Kennedy admits on Fox News that the Republicans and Democrats reached a deal to fund TSA, but Trump said, “No. No deals with the Democrats.” Kennedy says, “It would have worked. We could have had TSA paid by the end of the week.” This is the Trump shutdown!

@Eric_Erins It’s my second home

Idg why internet urbanists aren’t more into Milwaukee. You’d think being so close to Chicago would win it points in the way Philadelphia does with its proximity to NYC

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

@danny_funaro I had some last night in Oak Park, Illinois

Logan Square is so cool it's a shame it's all the way out there

My #Ilocano ancestors and those of indigenous #Hawaiian people have a common origin out of Africa. It runs through Taiwan

I love a good chow fun

We’re only one of two nations that has not banned predatory #pharmaceutical advertising on television. Huge chunk of drug price is spent on advertising so people demand these drugs from their doctors against their advice #bigpharma Read: open.substack.com/pub/gerfarinas…

You don’t have to worship where you’re not wanted.

If my grandmother had wheels, she would’ve been a bike 🤌 🤌