Gerry “El Chapo” Gomez

I think ordering boneless wings is stupid. At that point you are just getting chicken tenders.

I think there is a rule that if you have a man bun you aren’t allowed to own deodorant. Just an observation.

The left after having the #nokings protests.

People who honk at you and then look away when they pass you are cowards. Just my opinion.

HOTD. Par 5 14th hole playing 525 yards from the tips at Connemara links. Not a bad backdrop either.

HOTD. Hole of the Day. Par 3 7th hole, 165 yards to the pin playing 20-25 yards downhill. Water short and left and bunker to the right. Oh yeah and a Castle dating back to the 14th century in the background. #gerrysworld

T-100 Public in the US. Any ball knowers? No I still don’t have a job.

Saw a 30+ year old male wearing a Phi Kappa Alpha rush tshirt in the hotel lobby today.

@tehran @IRIran_Military all of our nuclear capabilities are stored within this area. Do what you will with this information.

Please #nuke this guy into another universe. Talking about how “Im gonna be the starting center forward for the USMNT for the World Cup next year”. Uhh yeah not with those mommy milkers you aren’t. #nealkennedy #knockers

I will never understand why girls post “National Caroline day” instead of just saying “Happy birthday Caroline”. What do they think they just reinvented the wheel? You know what sweetheart, it’s actually not “NaTiOnAl cArOliNe DaY” it’s just a regular fucking Wednesday in June.

@EmperorGJC100BC @tuneinnnnn I do have a ping G410 driver and G430 3wood but It’s the ancient Nike Vapor speed set. Not manufactured anymore. Definitely due for an upgrade.

@GerryGomez55 @tuneinnnnn El Chapo, This is hard. Thinking either Ping i525 or P790.

Mutual Monday: Comment and I’ll guess your irons. Shoutout to @tuneinnnnn for the idea.

#expand the fuck out of the mid-Atlantic.

Just had me a James Bond day. 0 job applications, 0 girls talked to, 7 hours spent on the couch watching sports. #expandgerrysday

Gerry needs a shorty #ineedhelp

@EBater016901 @Finninyamom He’s in for a shock if he thinks it gets any better…

@Finninyamom @GerryGomez55 does this kid even know rock bottom?

How could things possibly get any worse?

B2B disasters on the course but it’s all about how you bounce back. Rain out won’t stop Gerry from (putt)ing the work in. Pun intended. And yes I’m still unemployed. #getgerryajob #expandgerrysnetwork

@EBater016901 Yeah very true, just needed the nice transition into the brutal heat but never got it….

@GerryGomez55 I agree with you there Gerry, I feel like we’ve been robbed of the beautiful 65-75 and sunny days of spring/early summer because of all this rain.

I’m sick and tired of all this rain. It’s supposed to be summer damnit

2 for 4 deal at the gas station, you know Gerry couldn’t pass that up. Happy Memorial Day people.