Gerry House

When I moved to Nashville. Mid 70's. I had a radio show.Wanted to be a songwriter. I went to a writer's night and slid in a booth. Young guy across from me. He said."Friend of mine is singing a song I just wrote" It was The Gambler. We lost my friend of 45 years. RIP Don Schlitz

april fool 2021 youtu.be/wZzxs7nKFYI?si… via @YouTube This song still gets to me. GH

On one of those espn channels we never watch is the Professional Pillow Fighting Championship…… The end is near.

Watching the Red Carpet at the Oscars. Girl, if you need a dress roadie you need another dress.

I gave our weiner dog Viagra and now he can’t get in his doghouse.

Wow! Barry Manilow is coming to do a concert in Nashville. I love all his songs. Show starts at 4.

A debate for the ages Fresca V. Squirt.

Watching Winter Olympics. Currently they are in the middle of “screaming downhill on a garbage lid”competition.

I am getting close to that birthday where can wear your pants up under your chin and nobody bats an eye.

This is the best and brightest country. But how come we have closed captioning that spells like a first grader.

@themuskarmy Hope i see it

So the AMC Channel is running Ground Hog Day over and over. Get it?

Heard UPS is hiring drivers who play Frisbee golf to deliver flat packages.

Why do traffic reporters give the location of a major tie up as “the outbound eastbound lane of the inter-loop near mile marker 42”. I never know where that is.

The University of Tennessee will pay their strength coach 1.2 million dollars. He will work with the players so they can lift their wallet.

Wife just asked if I wanted to watch old tapes of The Golden Bachelor or College Football tonight.

Did you know there is a name for the disorder people who are huge fans of Thomas Rhett and his father Rhett Akins have? “Two Rhetts Syndrome” My apologies.

I watched that new show “Bathroom Makeover” this week. They need more episodes than the one they keep running over and over.

I watched Christina Aguilara sing a couple of songs on her Paris special. In every song Christina sings every note ever invented. Wore me out. I had to take a nap.