Gerry Waterman

@ScothernCC @BozzaG22 @nigewest_west It was a brilliant catch from the young man under that kind of pressure. I felt outnumbered on the boundary with a Jubel or two 😂 they all left in a hurry after Zubair got the greatest little village on earth over the line didn’t they!

Derby Day Delight! @BozzaG22 simply couldn’t contain his excitement after a fantastic grab in front of a record away end attendance. 📸: @nigewest_west

@jacknuttall12 @flotweeets How about the birth of your child?

@flotweeets I wouldn’t drive anywhere for 8 hours, for any reason

Said to my boyfriend at 10:30 that I would like to visit the lakes this weekend which is a 8 hour drive from us. 11:43 we are en route. A real man

Kane Williamson has just announced his retirement from international Cricket with immediate effect.

@alexafc198 Is it?

First pint after work at the boozer during Mexico South Africa is gonna go fucking mental

@_chef5_ I think the majority have zero objection to them going on the piss. However, they clearly are incapable of doing it without causing issues unacceptable in the public eye for a national team. Have a drink, kick back. Just don’t be an idiot.

State of English men nowadays. Outrage at stokes and Atkinson for going out on the piss after hammering the kiwis. Soft as shit the lot of you

@JayPauley3 @Jayden2080 Wank for the imps mate. Wouldn’t even wish that on you lot.

@Jayden2080 Fucking hope not

Apparently Kamil Conteh is coming back #gtfc

@Deegs_OCC Very popular opinion Ciaron. You worry for who can replace him and maintain the balance of the side.

Unpopular opinion perhaps..... Ben Stokes is only in the team because he is captain. Averaging about 20 in last 2 years. No doubt he is world class, no doubt he can change games with bat or ball. Led well with attacking tactics. However, his job is to score runs as well as bowl

@JamesAlexKirby DM me.

Deal done…. Anyone fancy renting a pub ?

@benjonescricket @MCCOfficial any comment??!!??

According to PitchViz (based on the ball-tracking data) this is the most inconsistent surface for a Test in England since records began. Which is not ideal

@ncakos316 God forbid a few sides bowl well on a bowling friendly track!

Sorry but the pitch isn't the problem. England and New Zealand have just batted awfully.

@TheSwanPortal Fans go wild!

Death, taxes and Trunds still doing bits on a football pitch.

@ScottParko It’s okay Scott, at least it’s their only test of the summer. Oh no hang on.

This Lords pitch is fucking honking. If that was a Durham pitch we would be demoted to Minor Counties level.

@xmhrbfc24 @_kjs1874 It’s the second best ever in the history of England captains.

@GerryWater59643 @_kjs1874 problem is that him and mccullum do have the same win rate and it’s really not the best , he’s lucky there isn’t a obvious option of a replacement at the moment

Stokes is one of England’s biggest issues. If he wasn’t captain, I don’t think he’d actually get selected. Batting is finished, bowling is constantly pending on fitness. His captaincy isn’t even that good, either. It’s a shame there isn’t an obvious candidate to take over

@CricketTragic5 Cannot comprehend the attitude of the majority of our “fanbase” wanting him to fail. Young lad picked to replace a failing Crawley and he’s scored a few on a D Day of a test match pitch. Great test of character 👍

Emilio Gay passes the eye test so far. Got a jaffa 1st innings and looked very composed so far today from what I have seen.

At least you managed to crack 2 out before you had to throw the towel in Frenchy 🤣🤣

Fuck @Everton

@Danny_McMoomins Nasty. Maybe he’s going through something personal?

That BrewDog cunt either has zero self-awareness or the brassest of necks. Top 5 worst men in Europe. Easy.

@xcrtixii @xcrtixii more like @cretin you fucking loser

Why are reporters wearing t-shirts

@blondehunx Oink oink 🐷

wheres our paypigs