The Oracle

@JackSensFan96 @SensGreatDane @hornsyaps @LalimesMartian holy neckbeard

@SensGreatDane @hornsyaps Nice pronouns fag Nobody cares We stand by @LalimesMartian 😎

you’re an embarrassment and I hope the Senators organization stays far away from you and your buddies. it was bad enough when you were spreading those rumours about Ullmarks private life, giving them validity. put down your damn phone

Baseball is such a whimsical sport

This Dude is the next Dave Chapelle. It take a special person to come near the line, stomp on the line, cross the line, and still not offend nor be offensive 🤣😂🤣

@TaxAnxieux @FrankQuienNariz

@FrankQuienNariz Ça C'est la reproduction entre cousin québécois qui vote PQ et parti québécois. Des corrompus inutiles pour la société.

Pirates s’en allant écouter un podcast de Jeuff Fillion

This lady argued that men and women can be just friends without catching feelings. So a guy told her to prove it by calling one of her male friends. She called her 9-year male bestie and asked him out on a romantic date and this was his response. Dey play😂

I love it no matter how many times I watch it 😂

There is a challenge where you put your hand near your dog like you're going to pet them but don't actually pet them. Someone tried it on their bird and it was adorable.

Maggie Smith and Joan Plowright roasting Judi Dench for getting all the roles is genuinely the best thing you’ll see today.

Just found this guy that commentates every Knicks game for his sister that suffered a TBI. (@ itshannahsview on IG and TikTok go tap in with Hannah💙🧡)

This guy literally explained why some people become successful while others stay average. The reason is uncomfortable. Game Theory Watch this:

@elPgaTo @FrederickD38207 @lecoeurqubecois @MelissaLMRogers omg daddy yes!!! please give me the finger while you cry some more 🤣🤣🤣

@Gerry_Faillite @FrederickD38207 @lecoeurqubecois @MelissaLMRogers I’m not the one whining to my language police that the waiter spoke to me in English. I’m not crying. I’m just giving you & your language laws the finger like I do every day in rl in Montreal. This is Canada Gaston. New France is dead on the Plains of Abraham.

Quebec is the worst place in Canada and North America. I hate it Prove me wrong

@elPgaTo @FrederickD38207 @lecoeurqubecois @MelissaLMRogers omg i read your entire diatribe and those tears gave me life 🙂

@FrederickD38207 @lecoeurqubecois @MelissaLMRogers Reimburse my millions dumped in your charter violating shithole employing otherwise unemployable unilingual Francophones & I’ll gladly move to Charter rights provinces. Until then, here’s a bag of dicks to go with your language legislation I will continue to disobey. 👝

The video i watched every morning at 4am for months

One of the best travel accounts on X. Definitely worth a follow.

The In Memoriam at the 2026 #ActorsAwards

Explained how Quantum computers work

He literally explains how to achieve elite level productivity and focus (in 1 min)

Chris Williamson just shared his "nuclear" sleep stack that's quietly changing his life—and Andrew Huberman breaks down exactly why it works: If you're lying in bed at 2 a.m. scrolling or staring at the ceiling, this 4-minute protocol combo might be the fastest way to shut your brain off without pills. The two killer techniques Williamson swears by: 1. The Mind Walk (visualization on steroids) - Imagine walking a route you know perfectly (your house → front door → street) - Do it with insane detail: feel the shoehorn, hear the key turn, feel the door handle, pressure of the pavement - It's like reading fiction for your nervous system—engages the brain just enough to stop problem-solving loops, but not enough to keep you awake 2. Resonance breathing with the Ohm stone lamp - Bedside lamp with induction-charging stone that has a built-in FDA-cleared HRV sensor - Hold the stone → 3/6/9/12-minute guided sessions with silent tactile vibration (no sound, no light, partner-safe) - Guides you into true resonance frequency (max vagal tone) → the stone knows when you hit it - Williamson calls it “the sickest” sleep tool he’s ever used—currently in stealth (ohmhealth, not widely available yet) Huberman adds the neuroscience: Looking down + eyelids lowering activates parasympathetic circuits and deactivates wakefulness-promoting brainstem nuclei. It’s literally pedaling the sleep pedal while shutting off the alertness arm. Williamson: “Some days you need the adventure story (mind walk), some days you need the physiological hammer (resonance breathing). Stack them and I’m cross-eyed into sleep.” Already trying one of these? Or is your nighttime routine still a war zone?

@maxxclarkk13 I bought myself 100 chains. One for every fly ball I’m gonna drop

comfortable in my own skin & always will be opinions from those scared to chase their dreams world needs more love imperfect.

This guy literally dropped Claude AI Full courses 5 hours (Build & Automate Anything) for Free