@thatbilloakley & @Joshstrangehill this might be a new sleep viking/shoe throwing argument I just stumbled on - but did Tim shoot the general in the head or did the enemy? My money's on the enemy.
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@elphantasist @MJMcKean sounds like even Nigel was laughing at that one
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@MJMcKean “And yet, as a race, they’ve developed no baking skills.”
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@ThatGuy3002 @Samdfriedman226 well I guess you could put a lot of things in there.
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@TomServosBlendr they're making it so hard to say that slogan without inserting an obscene gerund in the middle
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@FrankConniff Don't say stuff like this without a link to the kickstarter
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The Master is Don Quixote, Torgo is Sancho Panza. It writes itself.
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Words from George Carlin that are timely again: The San Francisco Giants today traded outfielder Willie Mays to the New York Mets in exchange for the entire new york Mets team. The Giants will also receive $500,000 cash, two Eskimoes, and a kangaroo.
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@MJMcKean this really was my first thought when the video showed up in my timeline earlier youtube.com/watch?v=pcc6Xq…
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@connorratliff @BetterCallSaul one little Chicago sunroof and suddenly I'm Manson?
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@FrankConniff Were you responsible for "You Went The Wrong Way King Louis" playing before a Cinematic Titanic show?
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Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah by Allan Sherman. (Hey, I didn't say I was a good party DJ.)
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@thatbilloakley does the chodka need to be refrigerated, or does the alcohol and the fact that it's Velveeta keep it shelf stable?
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Expand the court. Do it now, Dems. Run on it if need be, in the midterms.
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@debbieharry all I can say is that whatever they gave me when I had my wisdom teeth out took care of the worst of it.
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