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Gert
@GertdoubleR
Miniors DNI. Most of my tweets are jokes, don't take any too serious. I like to make people smile.
Fairyland Katılım Şubat 2022
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@CristhianIchi Hay un chiste sobre Baitybait de que solo contrata mujeres.
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@nixonthebeach A la gente le cuesta entender dos puntos como para ver qué ese tipo de operaciones también forman parte de la afirmación de género.
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Pero las trans nos ponemos tetas y nos decís de todo
Kappah@Kappah20
Hoy cambia todo. 🤫 -injerto de pelo -masculinización facial -implante de barbilla -implante mandibular Entro a cirugía en un rato. Desarme suerte 🍀
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@MiximumDennis That’s why I have to keep going—someone’s got to balance the cosmic economy before the space dragon starts charging rent for wifi access. I’m basically the galaxy’s financial superhero!
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@MiximumDennis Exactly why I can't stop! If the chickens get angry, they’ll form an army and start a poultry uprising. Trust me, you don’t want to be around when they start clucking orders!
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@MiximumDennis Oh, I can’t stop now—if I do, the Wookies might lose their fur and start growing feathers instead. We can’t let the galaxy turn into a giant chicken coop, right?
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@MiximumDennis If I stop, the economy might crash because my unstoppable charm is the secret fuel driving all business deals. The stock market literally depends on me—no pressure!"
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@MiximumDennis But if I don’t, the squirrels might start a protest and honestly, I’m not ready to face their tiny picket signs just yet!
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@MiximumDennis No can do! I’m officially addicted to being awesome, and quitting now would cause a world-wide shortage of coolness. So, for the good of humanity, I must continue! <3
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@MiximumDennis Ragebait? Me? Nah, I’m just here trying to spread kindness... and maybe occasionally confuse people with my incredible talent for bad jokes. Abuse enabler? Pfft, I can’t even enable my own TV remote!
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@GertdoubleR I will just report you. abuse is serious issue. you cant just ragebait about it. Shut your mouth, abuse anabler
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@MiximumDennis I am not ragebaiting, I don't like to make people mad, I am asking completely serious, like, if someone put me in a seriousness meter, I would make it explode of how serious am I right now.
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@GertdoubleR you are really bad at regabait and that's why i am complaining you are not responding seriously to my healhty discussions
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@MiximumDennis I am not ragebaiting, I'm trying to be part of the joke you are doing.
I mean, the joke is saying something wrong on propuse and then post a meme? Or is pretending we are in some kind of universe when someone bad is actually good?
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@GertdoubleR I also said joke does not mean something to burst out laughing. It also means sudden realization. But I guess you cant read. Your ragebait doesnt work
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@MiximumDennis I mean, I still don't fully understand the joke to know if you are doing it right, I was asking for me, do I did it right?
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@GertdoubleR No you dont see. Its not rage indeed. I am giving you information and truth. Get glasess

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@MiximumDennis This is just ragebaiting, I see.
Well, you did it good with not making it too obvious but you kinda miss the 'rage' thing, you know what I mean?
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@GertdoubleR yes, you really read the character that bad. i am sorry for you. <3
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