Exasperado

This whole time, I’ve only been pretending to have imposter syndrome

@KathleenWinche3 This is John Kiriakou

This is a wild story if you have a few minutes.

@KathleenWinche3 Guy was right

@sirencrave She sold me a 66 Dodge Dart and I drove it down a flight o stairs

SYDNEY SWEENEY, I'M SPEECHLESS

Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who’d inhale a paper bag full of his own farts on a dare #NFLPlayoffs2026

Bill Gates Ibogaine Christmas Carol #MerryChristmas

Went to the terlet paper store but they were all wiped out

@otokyo__ Let me put it this way; Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life

So I’m just gonna ask straight up

@HellGateNY @MichaelLangeNYC Just curious why it is that the one little garden in my neighborhood is a frivolous, selfish waste of space and the 39 gardens in the East village are a vital, living part of the community. There are quite a few LGBT seniors here who can’t afford to hop an UBER to La Plaza

NEW EPISODE OF THE HELL GATE PODCAST With @MichaelLangeNYC !! Everything YOU NEED TO KNOW heading into Tuesday's election. You WON'T want to miss this one: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one…

@dmfrankel Great getting a double parking ticket while I’m walking my wife who has stage 4 cancer to the doorman on the sidewalk. Classy times!

@VetSalutes @halleberry The sexiest age

@halleberry Fixed it for you.

this is 59. 🤍

Called someone a dumb head on this recently and I feel really bad about it. We have GOT to do something about this abusive language situation!!!!

The game is you

@catturd2 Patsy, anyone?

Subhuman trash.

@JimNorton If I had a dream with the Beatles I’d ask em why they wear their hair so long

Last night I dreamt that my friend was doing a documentary with The Beatles. I was encouraging him to take a photo with all 4 of them and trying to work out how I could get one as well. My dreams are shit.

Arcane sports terminology: ‘He smindled it, now he’s gonna get booched’

@catturd2 The hangry lantern

What do you call this hair cut?

My campaign slogan: Check Out the Snow Cat, Wendy

@CreasonJana Sad, but don’t walk into the lion’s den if you don’t wanna get bit

REMEMBERING DANA PLATO AND HOW HOWARD STERN HELPED DRIVE HER TO HER GRAVE! In May 1999, Diff’rent Strokes star Dana Plato appeared on The Howard Stern Show. She was raw, emotional, and clearly struggling, trying to claw her way back from years of addiction, poverty, and tabloid ridicule. She told Stern she was sober and doing her best. She even brought her fiancé on the air for support. What did Stern do? Thread 🧵 … page 1 of 4

Male vagina is called a ‘vagino’, for the record

He was depressed cause he had no client list