SchlittlerOwnsYou

Stolen MVP

cam schlittler has a lower ERA than garrett crochet

@schlittisking My glorious king

@HoodieFrazier I’d slam the under

so will the Yankees plan on getting hits tonight or have they decided doing that would be too trendy? what do we think guys

@eyyankees I’m ngl that’s a wicked excuse to be batting under .200 😭

Jazz Chisholm JR. on early season struggles “It”s cold, it’s literally all it is… I’m not using it as an excuse. As soon as the weather heats up, I heat up, that’s what it is… it’s hard to function when you can’t even feel the bat.”

Ben Rice sitting, Ahmed Rosario batting 5th, Randal Grichuk… did Hellen Keller make this lineup?

@TalkinYanks This lineup sucks ass bro 🫩🥀

Luis Gil makes his 2026 debut as the Yanks return to the Trop for the first time since July of 2024

@Yankees @StarrCompanies Bro how do these lineups keep getting worse???

Friday Night at the Trop. #RepBX

What you got for me today demon? 👀

Holy shit 😭

@ColeIsKing_ Shit is embarrassing

Jays and Red Sox fans tweeting us like they aren’t under .500

@AJKucheran @JohnnyGiunta_ Lmfao it’ll open back up again don’t worry

@GetSchlitOn @JohnnyGiunta_ Gap is closing…

Monitoring the situation in New York.

@JohnnyGiunta_ He would literally end you with one swing 😭

Aaron Judge is hitting below his body weight 😭💀

@TalkinYanks Boone should be publicly lynched

The Yankees offense has been really bad

Fuck Ryan McMahon

Chat are we fucking dog shit????

@Yankees @StarrCompanies So we’re punting 😭😭

Wrapping up the homestand 🔥 #RepBX

@Focal75_ Blue Jays fuckin suck #noticing