Shittens
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Shittens
@GetShittens
Shittens...everybody needs one! -Mark Cuban, ABC's Shark Tank. Shittens are a revolutionary bathroom product: mitten-shaped wet wipes! 'Cause poop is gross.
Katılım Şubat 2013
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We were honored to be featured on @RealTimers with @billmaher *AGAIN* last night! We're #1 at #2!!! Pick up your Shittens today, now made in the USA! a.co/d/aj79PBJ

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Watching @BravoTV 's #BelowDeck & suddenly feeling the need to travel!
(We're perfect for the Poop Deck, Captain Lee!)
Shittens.com

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We sell out every #Christmas, stock up before it hits the fan!
Now made in the USA! Get 'em here: amazon.com/dp/B087FW4335/…
& read all about them at Shittens.com.
#StockingStuffers #StockingStuffer #BlackFriday #BlackFridayAmazon #BlackFriday2021 #blackfridaysale

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@billmaher feel better. If you need us to send you some, let me know?
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@kevincatch22 @TheRichieWilson @billmaher We moved production from China to the US & it took a while to get caught up on back orders, but we're back in stock now!! Shittens.com for the Amazon link.
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@TheRichieWilson @billmaher @GetShittens I tried to buy these last year when my son was born. I was very disappointed that I couldn’t get them.
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We've never been more honored. Thank you @billmaher & @RealTimers. Inventors @TheRichieWilson
& @rachelfine would love to meet you- We're actually the safest hands to shake- don't get caught brown-handed! Now back in stock and finally made in the USA! Shittens.com

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We've never been so proud to bring heiney hygiene to the (m)asses! Thank you, @billmaher! We don't want to brown nose (or brown hand!) but our inventors would be honored to take you up on the invite. #shittens Shittens.com

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This #4thofJuly, we’re excited to announce that in a couple months our glorious #Shittens will finally be back in stock and- for the first time- MADE IN THE #USA!! Now when you wipe your ass, you’ll be filled with a sense of patriotism only a cool, clean Shitten can provide.

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Happy #InternationalDogDay! #Shittens are *perfect* for when your dog's "Number Two" is a little closer to a "Number One and a Half". Get yours now: amzn.to/2KEIZsB

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