Fuck off

Have any of you considered blocking and ignoring the worst people in the world rather than sharing every stupid, abhorrent thing they've ever said or what

Not to mention the fact that you're stinking up the timeline for everyone else. No fucker needs to see it

Jesus titty-fucking CHRIST you lot have got to stop engaging with the "they're banning Easter" blue-tick fuckwits. Getting you to quote-tweet them is exactly what they want you to do. They get actual fucking money for it. How the fuck can you not see that

@Chrisgoesout It's just fucking engagment farming by this point. They know exactly what they're doing. Yet people are still fucking falling for it

@Get_effed It really is a scam. They post just to make you react. More reaction, more money. Ignore them and starve their asses, make them go get a real fucking job.

@sophiearumble Isn't it though? It's such a bizarre mongrel of a thing. And it was pricey as well. They sold about nine

@sophiearumble Can't remember who posted it, but I learned a few months ago that there was a Morris Marina convertible and it's just the weirdest thing

@aytekintank Fuck off out of my timeline, you blue-tick wanksock

The most fruitful conversations are built on agility and humility.

Can I please have one day - just ONE FUCKING DAY - when I don't have that orange sack of cunt's every single fucking thought and action shoved into my bastard eyeballs against my fucking will

About six Cadbury's Twirls

@queenofaerobics Yes. Yes I am

@Get_effed Well aren't you the fancy one!

Wearing me Sunday best ❤️

The first time I saw this I genuinely feared that I would die laughing

It's big Bill Shatner's birthday today, which is all the excuse I need to share the greatest visual gag ever conceived youtu.be/L9ilm8PEJlQ?si…

@queenofaerobics Snazzy of sock too

@Get_effed Yes. Oh yes!

A lovely relaxing morning. Sat here with a cuppa, the weather is pleasant, the windows are open, and HOLY FUCK DO THE BIRDS EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP

"Look at this prick" still amounts to "look at this". It's still putting it on front of more eyeballs. Fucking pack it in

People are quote-tweeting bad tweets simply so they can say "this is a bad tweet" again. Fucking brainless

If you want to "create engaging content" then fucking well pay an actual person to do it. And don't fucking call it "content"

I've got a better idea, Manus: fuck off, and when you get there, fuck off again

Hope everyone's having a lovely evening except people that have a Snapchat selfie as their social media profile picture