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Bones announcing the most unnecessary tenth mha movie about adult class 1-A doing their taxes Me:

Hi Arrowhead, -You still have at least 200+ active, replicatable bugs in the game (docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…) -This update, you also: moved the Flame Sentry's hitbox rather than buffing the range from 20m to 34m as you said, -Gave the Lumberer the damage model of a Crisper flamethrower rather than the Cremator one (I can only think on accident), -Broke the Oxgenator armour passive in some way where it is either not buffing your speed, or buffing every other armours speed (some people are saying that it is also buffing the Spore bugs speed, but this seems to be an intended, but unconfirmed feature...reddit.com/r/Helldivers/c…) -Listed the Missile Pistol's pen as Medium in game when it is actually Anti-Tank (only the splash damage is Medium pen), -Oncce again janked the netcode again, so hosts are being giga-shafted as if there weren't enough host bugs in the game, -Created a 'new enemy variant' (from the April roadmap) which so far is comprised of a SINGLE enemy, being the Spore Burst Bile Titan, -Have buffed half of all enemy's durable damage (insane support patch for the enemy) BECAUSE mechs now have doubled HP and are more durable, while mechs still are 50% Medium and 50% light pen -Gave the Lumberer an objectively worse AT Emplacement as a weapon, -Gave the Breakthrough Exosuit a MEDIUM PEN shield, the same pen as a HANDHELD Ballistic Shield (but it's ok, Shield Devs now have AP4 shields, I don't think Super Earth can make a shield or tank with higher than medium pen armour, machined steel mucho hard to make), -Have buffed Hive Guard armour to Heavy pen, which means the chitin from a bug smaller than a person is more heavily armoured than every single area of the Bastion TANK, -Quick reminder that they also buffed Automaton tanks to make them feel more 'boss-like', meaning not even a Recoilless can now one shot them (no way Super Earth could make a tank like that), -Looked at gas builds which were already neutered, and asked yourself, "how could we make them even worse?", -Also buffed gas damage to Mechs by 50%, so now a Bile Titan can nuke mechs (post-buff, btw) because our mechs already weren't getting one shot by Bunker Cannons and Harvesters and War Striders (post-buff, btw) -Took 2 years to buff the Spear instead of breaking it every second patch (yay!), -Did an official AMA on r/HelldiversUnfiltered, where after a day of nigh a hundred questions, resulted in Pilestdt saying what amounts to, 'So some things you guys want, not high priority. Ship module upgrades, I can't say much but we're working on it. These other questions about content, bugfixing, monetisation and balancing? I'm not even going to talk about it'. A lot of these things were told to us a YEAR ago, -Released the content for the April roadmap on the last days of April so you could show that, in fact, it was actually in April, -Limit criticism on the official Discord by making the usualy 30s slowmode 3 minutes (not even going to talk about Reddit). At leas the new biome isn't as bugged and broken as Day 1 Rupture Strain, and it looks kind of cool even though there was barely anything new about it. Yay! Also customarily broke all mods, half of which made your game playable, perform better, or fun. Thankfully WuWa 3.3 is tommorow.

Subaru in the miasma cave

#rezero BRO THIS IS SO GOOD

Saying a joke in a gc and your friends reply with "LMFAOOO" in all caps

@HiltonHanoi Yes

Every other comment about dungeon crawler is basically saying that this should be Ounce by the end of the series

@Bonnymama7 Look Outside reference? In this economy?!

What form should the mushroom woman remain in after we defeat her? 🍄

【朗報】火災現場から7人を救い出した大学生、母親に「ただ転んだだけ」と嘘をつくも、翌日のニュースで英雄だとバレてしまう ▼事の経緯 ・ベトナムのハノイで大規模な住宅火災が発生 ・ジム帰りだった大学生のトゥーさん(20)が、煙に包まれた建物へ即座に突入 ・屋根をハンマーでぶち破って脱出路を確保し、子供や高齢者を含む7人全員を自力で救出 ▼胸熱すぎる「白い嘘」 ・煙を吸って病院へ運ばれる際、心配する母親に電話で「ただ転んで怪我しただけだよ」とだけ伝える ・翌日、ニュースで「7人を救った若き英雄」として大々的に報じられ、事実を知った母親が腰を抜かす ・「親を心配させたくなかった」という謙虚すぎる理由に、世界中で「本物のヒーローだ」「育てた親も素晴らしい」と絶賛の嵐 「命がけの救助」を「ただの転倒」と言い張る20歳の格好良さに、全人類が惚れる事態に。

@basedbinkie @GengarXE13 Binkie to my heart every time he introduces a new character

@GengarXE13 There is a reason he turned to banditry...

Puppet Porter (Part 6)

Sym-Bionic Titan (2010)

JJBA fans spamming under this post like i didnt wait half a decade and a year for this second season

@NeitheYAGI Please don’t do this

My wife?

What Happens to Helldivers Who Are Left Behind #Helldivers2

Until they say otherwise, this is Arrowheads public confession this is what they WANT to happen in their defence. #helldivers #helldivers2

the type of shit that Dokkan makes me go through just for a singular stone and a title

I don't care if they're the bad guys, they're the human faction which means I'm going to side with them!

> America leaves the World Health Organisation. >Rest of the world literally starts curing cancer.

Estos tipos se la pasaron secuestrando nenes y ahora lloran xk les van a bombardear todo el rancho

ALERT THE SUPER CITIZENS

asking someone to repeat themselves and still not hearing a fucking word